The biggest douchebag of them all. Peach is the most useless character ever made because she gets captured by Bowser every single time. Ever heard of self-defense, you stupid bitch (Hey, bitch rhymes with Peach. Makes sense)? What do you see in her, Mario? If I were the Italian plumber, I'd just ignore her completely. This princess can go f**k herself.

Yes, that's right folks. I've never liked Sonic my whole life, who is the most iconic figure in the Sega universe. I find him to be annoying and unappealing from every angle. I guess it has something to do with me growing up with the Nintendo franchise but for the most part, I can live without Sonic. Never played his games. Never bothered to know his friends and enemies. Don't know and don't care.

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And besides, his career is in the gutter right now. All the latest Sonic games have declined in terms of sales and appeal. Guess Sega is also losing their faith in the blue-colored bastard too.

Another douchebag that's so irritating it hurts me even to write this paragraph down. Arthas wished the best for his kingdom but as time went on, his desire for conquest clouded his reasoning.

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In order to proof that he doesn't have a tiny dick, he insulted his fellow superior Lord Uther the Lightbringer, ditched his sorceress girlfriend Jaina Proudmoore, killed his best friend Muradin Bronzebeard and slaughtered his own dad with no remorse. Worst son ever. Arthas truly brings my piss to a boil and I wish for his death to be loud and painful.

He may not be a video game character but he certainly fits to be one as a lousiest villain ever conceived. Uwe Boll is one of the worst directors of all time like Ed Wood. Why? Because he makes movies which are badly written, contains awful scripts and poorly directed.

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Worst of all, he makes video game movies and he doesn't even play video games at all. What the hell? How could you make a movie without referring to the source material? It's like making The Lord of The Rings trilogy without reading the books beforehand.

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Seriously dude. Just retire.

Steve Ballmer is a loud, cocky CEO who still thinks that Microsoft is the best company in the world. It's not. The most annoying thing about him is his denial to accept the company's failures and errors. For the last time dude, Windows Vista sucks balls and your other products are falling apart. Don't you deny it. The only good thing you ever done is the launch of the XBOX. Do keep that rolling ok?

I love Half-Life games but I don't quite like Gordon Freeman. I think he's an overrated character who is not what people say he is. He's an pop culture icon but I think he's popular for the wrong reason. People say he's a smart guy even though there's no solid evidence in the games to reflect his vast intelligence. I know he's a theoretical physicist but still! I also don't like the fact that you don't see his face anywhere in the game. Even in Wolfenstein 3D, Doom and Quake, you at least get to see who you're playing as by looking at their portraits at the health bar.

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The Freeman would be much better if he has more personality in him like Isaac Clarke of Dead Space. He's a quiet hero too but the game does a really good job of making the players aware of his existence and his superior skills. I put my vote on Isaac than this four-eyed dweeb.

Fortune is one sad and confused woman. She is blessed with the supernatural power of being invulnerable to mortal attacks but she doesn't value it at all. Instead, she complains about it asking why she is "cursed" with this power and begs others to find ways to end her misery.

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Here's a bright idea; since nobody else can kill you, why don't just try doing it yourself? Yes, suicide is a horrible thing but since you don't value your life, this may save you a lot of trouble.

Uggh! These Headcrabs are truly annoying. They always get in your way, always jumping right in front of you scaring the hell outta you, and always giving that annoying high-pitched sound that can hurt my ears.

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If there's one weapon Valve needs to put in future Half-Life games is an insect spray or better yet, an insectthrower. A combination of flamethrower and an insect spray. I'd love to spray this killer goo to these little critters.

Claudia was an antagonist who wished to become evil because she was a selfish loner and a big time faggot. Do us a favor and burn in hell...oh wait, you already did that. Good riddance!

Lionel was a stuck up bastard who cared nothing but merciless thrills and shameless nudity. Thankfully, he was massacred by a chainsaw. Good for him.

Alfred was a gay individual who had the desire to dress in women's clothing and fantasized his twin sister in his "masturbate" room. Eww!

If there's one thing I hate about this guy, is that he'd insult your intelligence with his slow-paced and irritating voice. Real annoying villain.

"Amazing things will happen here soon...you just wait."

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Yup, we saw it and you failed miserably. Sorry Doctor but you just got pwned by a nameless Marine. How sad is that?