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#1 Posted by punkxblaze (2957 posts) -

Nah dude, long as you know how to use it.

The score multiplier, I mean.

What.

#2 Posted by punkxblaze (2957 posts) -

Honestly, I can't blame them. They needed at least the positive impressions and word of mouth at this point, because it was becoming very hard to have any faith in the project with all the rumors of Id basically being on fire. I'm okay with waiting, as long as this doesn't become a Duke Nukem situation. I don't want to become that dude who saved his DNF preorder for like a decade.

Though I am well on my way to becoming that.

#3 Posted by punkxblaze (2957 posts) -

I am so fucking pissed that there have not been any shaky, vertical cell phone videos of the reveal. WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE THAT WAS THERE!? WHY HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE REVEAL IF WE DON'T GET AWESOME SHITTY CELL PHONE FOOTAGE!?

FUCKING RIGHT? GOD IT'S LIKE WE'RE NOT LIVING IN THE AGE OF EVERYTHING LEAKS ON THE INTERNET.

#4 Edited by punkxblaze (2957 posts) -

@theht: @i_stay_puft: @csl316: @bigjeffrey:

MY DICK. IS ROCK HARD. I COULD FUCK CONCRETE RIGHT NOW.

ahem. Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. This just sounds like everything I could ever dream of for a new Doom. As someone else already said, they get it! RIP. AND. TEAR!

(Also much love to you duders for indulging this thread and my strange obsession for so long. I consider this my magnum opus and one meaningful contribution to the site. I am the Doom guy.)

#5 Edited by punkxblaze (2957 posts) -

@masterrain said:

@punkxblaze said:

@masterrain said:

Although Jeff isn't too good now, you're only as good as your competition, so now he has someone to practice against we could see Shin Jeff! He'll be blowing up some pot monsters with some sick frame traps into counter hit setups into hard knockdown, setting up his vortex into a reset red focus stun combo. Then with the life advantage he could lame them out, anti-airing and building meter, winning purely on footsies. What you gonna do when Jeff runs wild on you!?

I don't understand a single fucking thing you just said.

But... but I kind of want to.

I'll let Chris Hu explain:

I'm with the dude at the end, but I am suddenly super intrigued by this world and its intricacies. I might go fall down an EVO hole pretty soon here.

#6 Posted by punkxblaze (2957 posts) -

His enthusiasm fills in the Vinny shaped hole in the bombcast, in a way. Don't get me wrong, no one could ever replace the Italian Stallion, but it's nice to still have someone who just gets excited about shit around.

#7 Posted by punkxblaze (2957 posts) -

Although Jeff isn't too good now, you're only as good as your competition, so now he has someone to practice against we could see Shin Jeff! He'll be blowing up some pot monsters with some sick frame traps into counter hit setups into hard knockdown, setting up his vortex into a reset red focus stun combo. Then with the life advantage he could lame them out, anti-airing and building meter, winning purely on footsies. What you gonna do when Jeff runs wild on you!?

I don't understand a single fucking thing you just said.

But... but I kind of want to.

#8 Posted by punkxblaze (2957 posts) -

For the first time in forever I can genuinely say I can't wait for fall games season to hit. I'm more excited to watch duders play new games than I am to play them myself. MY HEART BELONGS TO GIANT BOMB.

#9 Posted by punkxblaze (2957 posts) -

Every single fucking time i've had a computer die on me. Every. Single. Fucking. Time. I'm almost numb to it now.

#10 Edited by punkxblaze (2957 posts) -

Metroid Prime. Believe it or not, back in 2002, I had no idea what the Metroid franchise was, having not really had any video games in my reeeeeal younger childhood days. Shit. Blew. My. Mind.