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#1 Edited by punkxblaze (2974 posts) -

@theht: @i_stay_puft: @csl316: @bigjeffrey:

MY DICK. IS ROCK HARD. I COULD FUCK CONCRETE RIGHT NOW.

ahem. Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. This just sounds like everything I could ever dream of for a new Doom. As someone else already said, they get it! RIP. AND. TEAR!

(Also much love to you duders for indulging this thread and my strange obsession for so long. I consider this my magnum opus and one meaningful contribution to the site. I am the Doom guy.)

#2 Edited by punkxblaze (2974 posts) -

@masterrain said:

@punkxblaze said:

@masterrain said:

Although Jeff isn't too good now, you're only as good as your competition, so now he has someone to practice against we could see Shin Jeff! He'll be blowing up some pot monsters with some sick frame traps into counter hit setups into hard knockdown, setting up his vortex into a reset red focus stun combo. Then with the life advantage he could lame them out, anti-airing and building meter, winning purely on footsies. What you gonna do when Jeff runs wild on you!?

I don't understand a single fucking thing you just said.

But... but I kind of want to.

I'll let Chris Hu explain:

I'm with the dude at the end, but I am suddenly super intrigued by this world and its intricacies. I might go fall down an EVO hole pretty soon here.

#3 Posted by punkxblaze (2974 posts) -

His enthusiasm fills in the Vinny shaped hole in the bombcast, in a way. Don't get me wrong, no one could ever replace the Italian Stallion, but it's nice to still have someone who just gets excited about shit around.

#4 Posted by punkxblaze (2974 posts) -

Although Jeff isn't too good now, you're only as good as your competition, so now he has someone to practice against we could see Shin Jeff! He'll be blowing up some pot monsters with some sick frame traps into counter hit setups into hard knockdown, setting up his vortex into a reset red focus stun combo. Then with the life advantage he could lame them out, anti-airing and building meter, winning purely on footsies. What you gonna do when Jeff runs wild on you!?

I don't understand a single fucking thing you just said.

But... but I kind of want to.

#5 Posted by punkxblaze (2974 posts) -

For the first time in forever I can genuinely say I can't wait for fall games season to hit. I'm more excited to watch duders play new games than I am to play them myself. MY HEART BELONGS TO GIANT BOMB.

#6 Posted by punkxblaze (2974 posts) -

Every single fucking time i've had a computer die on me. Every. Single. Fucking. Time. I'm almost numb to it now.

#7 Edited by punkxblaze (2974 posts) -

Metroid Prime. Believe it or not, back in 2002, I had no idea what the Metroid franchise was, having not really had any video games in my reeeeeal younger childhood days. Shit. Blew. My. Mind.

#8 Edited by punkxblaze (2974 posts) -

Man, a few months ago, I got shitty wasted and just like, bawled, for an hour straight. No idea what about, to this day. My point is sometimes you just gotta get real drunk and cry for a while.

Not that I'm condoning drinking when in a grieving state. That's a bad idea. I hope things get better for you, duder, with time.

#9 Posted by punkxblaze (2974 posts) -

@xyzygy said:

@video_game_king said:

@xyzygy said:

An example of a shit game is something like Big Rigs, or like some Barbie shit meant for little girls (that Quick Look comes to mind), or ET, or Wand of Gamelon, or Kabuki Warriors, or Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor. These games all are shit.

Why?

Because they are either broken or have no meaningful or set goals. Among so many other smaller factors individual to each game that you'd have to play; EG ET's visual mess and lack of purpose, Gamelon's completely lazy presentation in every aspect of the characters, cutscenes, animations, dialogue, etc, Big Rigs massive mechanical issues and lack of competition (that one is easy)...

Skyward Sword goes about things differently, and it's never broken. It just does things differently and that's where the issues come from. The backtracking being one huge issue that some people didn't like, but for me I didn't see it as anything major. Which comes back to it being based on peoples opinions, not solid fact.

What I'm trying to say is that it's not solid fact that the game is bad. Stuff like Big Rigs, ET, Kabuki, etc. They sold bad, were poorly received, very often broken games. There is a line. Then there is something like Deadly Premonition. Mechanically bad, but uses and specially focuses in other areas (like the story, characters, dialogue, etc) to make it a unique experience and not necessarily a totally bad game. So I guess sometimes there are things that blur the lines.

Skyward Sword is a functional, completable, but polarizing game. The others mentioned are either broken or have no meaningful or set goals.

Your point is sound, I think people are just giving you shit for using the term 'objective', which tends to be overused by a lot of absolutist, argumentative assholes on the internet and therefore gets a bad rap.

#10 Edited by punkxblaze (2974 posts) -

@slag said:

New Super Smash Bros WiiU: Brothers of Smash Turbo Edition

Origins.

Revengeance.