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#1 Posted by punkxblaze (2948 posts) -

@Sploder said:

I SET A BEAR ON FIRE AND IT CHARGED ME AND I WAS ON FIRE THEN EVERYTHING WAS FIRE

Back of the box quote for Far Cry 3. 10/10.

#2 Posted by punkxblaze (2948 posts) -

@Icemo said:

I did some research on this and looks like the CEO of EnGeniux is a bit shady person.

So the CEO of EnGeniux, the developer of Oton!, is Derrick Samuels according to his twitter page.

Here we have an interview with the founder of Envizions, Derrick Samuels.

Envizions is apparently developing a gaming console called EVO 2

According to wikipedia about EVO 2's release: "The sources state it was supposed to be released in fall 2011, but it has been seemingly delayed. Their website have since stated that the console will ship in 2012."

And if you go to Envizions website, you first see some insane spouting about pandora's box and needing 3 friends to open it.

I would not give this man any money if these two CEOs are the same person.

It's Dietrich, It's fucking Dietrich. He's back!

#3 Posted by punkxblaze (2948 posts) -

I find it really interesting how, two or three years ago, the complaint often was that the duders didn't pay enough attention to the PC, which is why Dave was such a godsend to some people. Now, with the advent of good PC versions, steam big picture, and living room setups, it's become something of the opposite issue. I'm relatively sure it'll hit a switchback when new console hardware comes out and we start the cycle all over again.

#4 Posted by punkxblaze (2948 posts) -

I HATE VIDEO GAMES AND THEY ALL SUCK AND I'M ALSO TOO COOL TO LIKE THINGS.

#5 Posted by punkxblaze (2948 posts) -

@notdavid said:

This blog is for the purpose of describing classic games from a virgin perspective.

From that perspective, most games shouldn't need explaining. HEY-OH. Yeah, I'll show myself out.

On the serious, though, I have the same perspective on the Pokemon games. I never had a Gameboy as a kid, and though my friends were always playing the game, I never got more than the anime series and the card game (mind you, I was nuts about both of them). Always felt like I was missing an integral part of what it was to be a Pokemon fan. Plus, kids started playing YuGiOh eventually and my Pokemon cards became a joke.

Eventually I went back and played FireRed on a GBA, and enjoyed it quite a bit. I would recommend it if you want to play a version of Red.

#6 Edited by punkxblaze (2948 posts) -

Nintendo has cutting edge dong recognition technology.

#7 Posted by punkxblaze (2948 posts) -

I emulate older games on a regular basis. At this point, the hoops one would have to jump through to buy and run that software on the genuine article are so unreasonable, and it's so far past the point where sales of those games benefit the publishers in any way shape or form, that I see nothing wrong with it.

#8 Edited by punkxblaze (2948 posts) -

11) There's never just ONE komodo dragon.

#9 Posted by punkxblaze (2948 posts) -

Man, talk about egg on your face. Or should I say seaman on your face.

HA-HA

#10 Posted by punkxblaze (2948 posts) -

I feel like threads like these absolutely typify the common joke of SOMEONE IS WRONG ON THE INTERNET and I AM GOING ON THE INTERNET TO FIND PEOPLE WHO AGREE WITH ME. The only purpose is the hopes that other people go FUCK YEAH and SCREW THAT GUY.

For the record, my goty is still Dishonored and fuck everyone who says otherwise.