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He's heating up!

  

   
 Thats NBA JAM in all of its glory, on an iPhone. It looks really smooth, and pretty slick- I can't wait to pick it up. It's also some super supreme bullshit. The article (found here.) at touchArcade sums up my frustration:

According to the info EA has also sent our way regarding the game, it's coming packed with all 30 NBA teams including favorite NBA stars. But what would an   NBA Jam   game be without unlockables and secret characters? Well, the iOS version is coming packed with those too. They've even teased big head mode. Currently, two modes of play are being discussed: An instant game mode where you select a team and are thrown in to a basketball game as well as a campaign more where you defeat other teams to unlock various goodies.


I'll try not to go all Angry Video Game Nerd, whilst explaining it, but I'll give it a shot...James, help me out. 
 

    **** you, you mother****ing piece of ****-licking ****face.
    **** you, you mother****ing piece of ****-licking ****face.
  
First a little history (as you may already know): NBA JAM was going to be released alongside (at no extra cost) NBA Elite 11 in 2010, but the entire project was delayed and ultimately cancelled when this video was released:     
 
  
   
Though the real gem of the video, 10-15 seconds of video that ultimately nailed the game in its coffin, is around the 3 minute mark, the entire video is a testament to how bad the game was. Oh yeah, incase you didn't know- what he's playing is an officially released demo...meaning that the game is technically still being worked on at this point. Regardless of that fact, EA ultimately chose to cancel the game ENTIRELY, about 2 weeks after word circulated on the game breaking bugs, meaning that countless production man-hours were paid for with zero to show, and the deficit was massive.

That begins me down the path to my main point: the monetization of NBA JAM. Despite any troubles Elite 11 was having, the NBA JAM team was moving right along, and even finished the game, without a hitch. When disaster befell the Elite 11 team, NBA JAM was left hanging in the breeze. Nintendo fans would already have the chance to play JAM, because Elite 11 wasn't going to be release on the Wii, so the discs were pressed already.

But, as history has shown, nothing stops commerce. EA chose to take a game, that was originally touted as "bonus", and tack a SIXTY DOLLAR price tag onto it. Let me reiterate: a free game went from $0 to $60 in the span of a fucking week. Amazingly, no one really seemed to have a problem with this- and honestly: I would have paid money for JAM, maybe $25 at the most...as downloadable content. But $60?

Well anyways, NBA JAM is ready to be released on your iPhone/iPad within a day or so of this posting, I'm going to take a stab at the price and call it an $8 to $9 price-point. Don't get me wrong, I love NBA JAM and I will eventually pick it up for my iphone- but the parallel of a nearly identical game being released on an iOS platform, for less than $20 (hopefully), after being charged $60 for a disc based game...is no one out there going to say something?

My main problem is that lately pricing vs. game content is way out of left field- and there are plenty of examples to mention, (Limbo is a great game, one of my favorite- but $15?...too short), but I feel like I'm getting away from the point.

So, am I completely insane? Am I completely missing the point? Did I spell it out for you? Am I trollin your face? What games do you feel were completely overpriced for the amount of content you played through? Say it!     
 
-Chris M 
http://5footblog.blogspot.com/
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FOREVER.

 
 
I still don't believe that Gearbox is working on this, and I still don't believe that it's coming out. Everyone has jokes, everyone has cuts and digs. The truth is, I don't think people really give a shit anymore- I think its all morbid curiosity. But, according to Gameinformer, Randy Pitchford sez:

"...I cannot imagine any better video game news source team than Game Informer to reveal the moment of truth for the most inconceivable, incorrigible and inspiring turn around story in the history of the video game industry – the coming of Duke Nukem Forever on May 3, 2011."


 May 3rd...?
 May 3rd...?

 
  
  
 
  Honestly, I hope that its good, but realistically I don't think that Gearbox has any stake in it, if the game is bad. If Duke Nuke'em Forever fails, if its terrible (which, theres a high level of FAILURE already associated with the IP), then Gearbox still stays golden. At this point, I don't know if I'd care if the rest of the game we haven't seen yet is just filled in Laura Croft: Angel of Darkness levels...I hope we can just get passed it and on to better Duke Nuke'em games.
    
http://5footblog.blogspot.com/
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Phoenix Jones pt2

Link to the first story here.


(!!!!!!!!!!)


I know that I'm reading WAY into all of this, and I know that if Phoenix Jones continues in this fashion- it'll likely not end well for him...but...


But...


BUT...

  

  

Jones busted up some guys fighting and and and he got his nose broke and and and a guy pulled a gun on him and and and Phoenix Jones...he...called the police?

Whatever. PJ's just playing it cool till he gets his Phoenix-Flashbombs™ or a Phoenix-Freezegun™ or Jones-a-Rangs™. (whatever. let's see you come up with a name on the spot.) Whats a broken nose? Bleh. Even Batman had to start somewhere.

Despite the setback, he's right back out; hittin' the fucking street! Straight outta the comicbook into your law breaking face, scumbag. Goddamnit, I love everything about this guy. I love that the newsreporters are even talking about "Super Heroes problems", you have to know that they love it too- everyone, fucking everyone loves comic books.

I have to believe theres some editor in chief walking around the office with a cigar in his mouth, chip on his shoulder, belittling women and slamming his fist onto his desk with yesterdays copy: "JJOOOONNEEESSSS!!"


Please be real, please be real, please be real, please be real...


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