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Nov. 7, 2009
  • Randolph replied to the topic Health care reform passes!
    @Alphiehyr said: " @MrStool said: " @Alphiehyr: who's they and what inside job? "Source: Zeitgeist: The Movie and Zeitgeist: Addendum. "lmao
    18 hours, 33 minutes ago
  • Use the Off Topic forum.  Maybe this and the health care thread will motivate someone to stick "Game" between General and Discussion in the forum name, finally.
    18 hours, 37 minutes ago
  • I'll do one better and just import the PS3 version, as it's all in English anyway aside from the manual.
    19 hours, 42 minutes ago
  • @Br3adfan said: " @AgentJ said: " You really shouldn't complain about low review scores here. Gerstmann was the guy that was attacked by the Nintendo wing for giving Twilight Princess an 8.8. These things are opinions "Oh man that was really over the top when that happened, "That was the greatest thing to ever happen to the System Wars board at Gamespot, ever.  So many lulz, so very many lulz.
    19 hours, 45 minutes ago
Nov. 6, 2009
  • Like I've always said, the absolute worst thing about online gaming, and the only thing really holding online back at this point, are the online gamers themselves.  Stricter moderation of the people who use these services with a three strike and your out system that bans both the profile and the system itself from playing games on the service would be an absolute godsend.  However, these blubbering retards outnumber us ...
    1 day, 19 hours ago
  • Randolph replied to the topic Dragon Age >>> Oblivion in the Dragon Age: Origins board.
    @GrilledCheez01 said: " @CL60 said: " @Delta_Ass said: " Dragon Age hasn't improved on the genre at all, it's a throwback to Baldur's Gate 2. "Neither did Oblivion. It pretty much went down a step from Morrowind. "Yeah if adding real hit detection is a step down "If you value hit detection over actual depth and appealing and varied world design, then you have your priorities wrong.  If you were ...
    1 day, 19 hours ago
  • Randolph commented on the
    1 day, 19 hours ago
  • Not interested in this game at all.  Never played the first one either.  My CoD experience is playing CoD2 on the 360 at launch for all of twenty minutes, shrugging, and saying "I don't get it".  Never looked back.  I haven't even watched a trailer for either MW or MW2.  It's just a total and absolute lack of any desire to know or see anything about this game.  Likely has ...
    2 days, 6 hours ago
Nov. 5, 2009
  • Because the sales of the 360 version could not possibly be enough in Japan to warrant the cost of producing boxes, manuals, and pressing discs.  People in Japan just do not want 360 games.  Bayonetta on PS3 is far and away outselling the 360 version so far, and it's been well known that the game is blatantly better on the 360.
    2 days, 17 hours ago
  • Randolph replied to the topic WTF Just Happened? in the Demon's Souls board.
    @trophyhunter said: " @OmegaPirate said: " @trophyhunter said:   0_o  How are you not throwing your tv out the window?! ".......because I really like demon's souls XD here is a tip I was a magic user which actually made the game not really hard at all but the last boss requires you to be a good melee guy. the last boss dodge any magic even homing soul arrow so prepare for melee.  "If ...
    2 days, 18 hours ago
  • I don't want new online mode announcements, I just want a trailer with delicious Makoto ass whopping.
    2 days, 18 hours ago
  • Well, keep in mind this is Kevin Van Ord.  The same guy that said Assassin's Creed performed better on PS3 than 360, which was just painfully and completely incorrect in every feasible way.  Of course I always have a hard time taking his opinions seriously, but it has more to do with having seen a picture of him masturbating than his opinions on videogames.
    2 days, 18 hours ago
  • It's really great that we have so many people who are willing to remind us the PC version is better, even in threads that specifically are about the console versions.  You know, in case we'd forgotten or missed the other eighty million posts that say the same thing.  Keep up the good work guys.
    2 days, 18 hours ago
Nov. 4, 2009
  • Randolph replied to the topic New Trailer With A Scene In Space! in the Modern Warfare 2 board.
    @Hailinel said: "Amazing.  I'm being called a MW fanboy despite never having played a Call of Duty game and have no interest in ever actually playing one. "Nonsense, everyone knows str1 is the biggest halo fanboy in the world.
    3 days, 19 hours ago
  • I don't let anyone prestige my pole until at least the second date.
    3 days, 19 hours ago
  • I have an excuse, I just don't like the new cast.  Gimme my Zoey, Louis, Bill, and Francis.
    3 days, 19 hours ago
  • Randolph replied to the topic Dragon Age >>> Oblivion in the Dragon Age: Origins board.
    @Delta_Ass said: " @CL60 said: " @Delta_Ass said: " Dragon Age hasn't improved on the genre at all, it's a throwback to Baldur's Gate 2. "Neither did Oblivion. It pretty much went down a step from Morrowind. "Actually, Oblivion had much better combat then Morrowind. "If you see two piles of dog shit, and observe that one happens to smell less, that doesn't change the fact that it is still ...
    3 days, 19 hours ago
  • Randolph replied to the topic Just killed blacksmith... in the Demon's Souls board.
    @Fbomb said: " Yurt's a great guy, once you get to know him. He just has anger issues he needs to deal with while he's in the Nexus. "I didn't give him a chance to do anything in or outside the Nexus.  Soon as I saw him I said "Hi, I really like your armor."  Then I stabbed him to death.  I only learned of his anger management issues after ...
    3 days, 19 hours ago
  • Halo Wars was ok.
    3 days, 19 hours ago
  • Randolph replied to the topic Just killed blacksmith... in the Demon's Souls board.
    @animateria said: " Just don't kill Yurt when you save him.  You'll be in for a treat. "I see what you did there.
    3 days, 19 hours ago
Randolph's Reviews
Raises the bar for digital distro titles to come (PSN)
Survival Horror has had a rough time of late, Resident Evil 4, as excellent as it was, transitioned to a full fledged action game, with mere moments and flashes of what it used to be. As the series that truly started the sub genre, that was a punch in the ...
Reviewed by Randolph on Sept. 23, 2008


Date Joined: July 21, 2008
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Sparky_Buzzsaw is getting his game on after a week in St. Louis.
Cleric 4 weeks, 1 day ago
Cleric is enjoying OFP Dragon Rising
atejas 2 months ago
Holo is rove
gamenut101 2 months ago
gamenut101 has had a dreamcast for ten years!
Otacon 2 months, 2 weeks ago
The Cover Up
Alexander 5 months, 2 weeks ago
Video games are not books
el_dude 1 year, 3 months ago
has way too much to do :(
WickedCobra03 1 year, 3 months ago
is wtf is Little Jacob from GTAIV saying?