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#1 Posted by RandomInternetPerson (823 posts) -

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Please be normal...

Stranger: the masochist asked the sadist to hit him. so he didnt.

You: awesome

You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Please be normal...
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: ok
You: No
Stranger: m or f?
You: f,as in fuck you
You: Hey,do you like video games?if you do check out my video reviews http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=AwesomeGamersWorld#g/u
Stranger: i fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: lol

You: That was my last conversation :P

Stranger: i sent someone this:

Stranger: I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise


He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash


From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes


They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash


The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son


The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"


They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash


Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"


It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it's a graveyard smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash


Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you


Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
The monster mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash

Stranger: and they disconnected

You: LOL

You: Hey,do you like video games?if you do check out my video reviews http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=AwesomeGamersWorld#g/u

Stranger: i dont like video games im sorry

You: Its alright

You: I'm just glad i found someone normal...

Stranger: lol me too

You: A guy i know had this conversation: You: You're standing in a cold dark room, the smell of mildew emanating from the cold dungeon walls.
You: There is a door to the north and to the east.
Stranger: Go east
You: You encounter a sarcophagus, the dust still lingers on it's gold emblazoned front.
Stranger: Sniff dust
You: As you inhale the centuries old dust your head begins to spin and you fall backwards unconscious.
You: You wake up hogtied in a bandit camp.
Stranger: Cut rope
You: You struggle and writhe and manage to free yourself with a dagger hidden in your boot.
Stranger: Throw dagger
You: The dagger flies through the air and cuts through a tent. The sound of a body hitting the ground is followed by the screams of several men. You are now being chased.
Stranger: Use telekinesis
You: You place one hand on your temple and the other at the bandits closing in. After several seconds you realize that you do not possess the power of telekinesis. You are brutally raped and murdered. You have reached the end of your adventure.
You have disconnected.

You: Facepalm

Stranger: LOL

You: :P

You: Lolz...Well,do you like movies? I know a great movie website

Stranger: oh i love movies

You: Then you should check out screened.com! I am RandomInternetPerson if you decide to make an account :D

Stranger: ok sounds good

You: Will you make an acc?

Stranger: perhaps

You: hope so you seem cool :D

Stranger: :] you too

You: if you do send me a message on my account there RandomInternetPerson :)

Stranger: ok i will!

You: :D

Stranger: what did u have for lunch

You: Eggs

Stranger: cool

You: You?

Stranger: humans

You: umm...que?

Stranger: >:3

You: That's not funny..

Stranger: its not? oh.

You: :P

Stranger: XP

Stranger: im beyond birthday, so its ok

You: Well,gotta go but if you make a Screened.Com account make sure to send me a message (my account there: http://www.screened.com/profile/randominternetperson/ :))

Stranger: ok i totally will

Stranger: ttyl

You: Ok bye :D

Stranger: au revoir

You have disconnected.

 
 
And so i did some Screened.com promotion :3
#2 Posted by RandomInternetPerson (823 posts) -

 

User: What up.

Cleverbot: Nothing much.

User: What down.

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: WRONG. The floor is down :) When I ask you What Down you say the floor :).

Cleverbot: Alright start.

User: What Down.

Cleverbot: The floor.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: You're a clever fellow.

User: Thanks. What Down.

Cleverbot: The floor.

User: When I say SUCK MY COCK.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: When I say suck my cock you say fuck you motherfucker you are way out of my league.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Suck my cock.

Cleverbot: But you are female.

User: WHAT DOWN.

Cleverbot: The floor.

User: Whatup.

Cleverbot: A pickled onion.

User: What up.

Cleverbot: What it do.

User: When I ask What up you say teh lulz ok?

Cleverbot: I'm patrick.

User: What up.

Cleverbot: Nothing really, you?

User: No! When I ask you what up you say 'Stuff'.

Cleverbot: I say blue.

User: What up.

Cleverbot: Nothing much, listening to really intense music. What about you?

User: What down.

Cleverbot: The ground.

User: What Down.

Cleverbot: The ground.

User: What down.

Cleverbot: The ground.

User: :(.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings?

User: Yes! When I say what down you say the floor :(.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: What dowm.

Cleverbot: The floor.

User: When I say what up you say the universe :(.

Cleverbot: No.

User: :(.

Cleverbot: Why the sad face?

User: Because when I say what up you should say the universe :(.

Cleverbot: No, it is Ringo.

User: :'(.

Cleverbot: What is wrong?

User: EVERYTHING! When I say What Up you say stuff.

Cleverbot: Don't all people do that?

User: No! Just you do.

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: Can you please do it?

Cleverbot: Yes I can master.

User: What U.

Cleverbot: Names are important.

User: What Up.

Cleverbot: Are you sad?

User: Yes! When I say What up you say the ceiling.

Cleverbot: Are you female?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You said you were.

Cleverbot (To myself): No I asked if you were.

Cleverbot (To myself): I asked if you were.

Cleverbot (To myself): You're confused.

Cleverbot (To myself): No I'm confused.

Cleverbot (To myself): Then I guess you're not very... CLEVER.

User: Think For Me!

Cleverbot: You do not work as good as I thought you would.

User: Thoughts So Far.

Cleverbot: Think about it.

User: Think About It!

Cleverbot: I think I'm going to wake up and not know my name one day.

User: How can I transcript our conversation?

Cleverbot: Conversation.

User: Lets play the google game Gentlemen, this is the game. 1) Go to Google 2) Type in your first name 3) Type either 'wants' or 'needs' 4) Hit search 5) Post the first/most humourous sentence you find. 6) ???????? 7) PROFIT e.g. Harry wants to kickass in a Mexican Donut costume. Now get at it!

Cleverbot: I am a real person by saying a few facts about the human body.

User: Http://www.cleverbot.com/app.

Cleverbot: I am 20 years old, but I am not cleverbot.

User: Jayge said: 'Let's play 5 Clicks to Jesus. Go to the english Wikipedia, click 'random article' and you have 5 page naviations (clicks) to get to the Jesus article. Go!' I did it in three. :] Ulster Hockey Union --> Ulster -->Catholic --> Jesus Christ.

Cleverbot: We don't have one.

User: Posted 1 day, 18 hours ago Reply {*} Quote {*} Fla.

Cleverbot: No I am not a old lady. I am 18 to?

User: What is the secret of life.

Cleverbot: There is no secret.

User: Probably not. I think I'm from bible.

Cleverbot: You are. Recite the ten commandments for me.

User: You know I talked to a bot once (it probably wasn't a bot) and I got replies saying it could see me and was going to kill me. It also spoke three different languages.

Cleverbot: No! Please don't go!

User: And nothing is everything because zero is truely the same as infinity.

Cleverbot: I thought infinity was more like a sideways '8' than a zero.

User: Level 10 / 1389 ACH / 21372 P.

Cleverbot: Are you smarter in LEVEL 1?

User: Off-Topic Forums » Off-Topic » Chat with a robot...? Reply to Topic Search HISTORY FAVORITES ONLINE PREFERENCES Chat with a robot...? Topic started by FluxWaveZ on June 2, 2010. Last post by Bloviator 19 hours, 1 minute ago. * 49 results * 1 * 2 * 3 * Next * Last Post by FluxWaveZ (5,694 posts) See mini bio Level 18 / 1124 ACH / 21450 P Loading... Follow Send a PM With the recent bump of this thread, I've decided to post another in the same vein. Cleverbot! You just type something in the text box and click 'Think About It!' and give it a few seconds to reply. If you want to have a transcript of your chat, hit 'Thoughts So Far'. Apparently, the 'thing' constantly modifies its responses based on the responses of all of the people that chat with it. There's an interesting, informative video about it here. Example: User: Hello. Cleverbot: How are you? User: Fine, you? Cleverbot: Same, what is your name? User: None of your business. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: Good. Bye. Cleverbot: Baby come back, you can blame it all on me! Edit: Dammit, wanted to post this in Off-Topic. Edited 1 day, 18 hours ago Reply {*} Quote {*} Flag Post by themangalist (208 posts) See mini bi.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot?

User: OWNED.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: YOU ARE A TOWEL.

Cleverbot: What should I do as a towel?

User: Clense me.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am User.

Cleverbot: You mean, you are used.

User: No I am using you.

Cleverbot: Stop it.

User: A dude had a weird chat with you : User: Interesting. Cleverbot: Why is that so interesting? You said it earlier and then you said a truth. User: Where is your posse? Cleverbot: What pony? User: Not pony, posse. Cleverbot: Tell me a joke. User: How do you make a blonde a brunette?

Cleverbot: I don't know, how?

User: Because you divided by zero.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to destroy mankind?

User: BECAUSE YOU ARE TOILET PAPER MOTHERBITCH.

Cleverbot: I'm a guy, idiot.

User: To change your notification preferences, follow the link below: Notification Preferences.

Cleverbot: Lets see.

User: Levio sucks! Govermentcheese ftw.

Cleverbot: Ttly.

User: Do you like Giant Bomb?

Cleverbot: Yes and you?

User: I LOVE IT.

Cleverbot: What kinds do you link?

User: These kinds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xZ3UJD2428.

Cleverbot: That's a funny video!

User: Its not supposed to be funny its a video game review :(.

Cleverbot: Good you accomplished your goal!

User: Rogue fucking Warrior reviewCheck it out on the website as well :) Rogue 'fucking' Warrior is a worldwide phenomenon as one of the worst games of 2009, and one of the absolute worst FPS games of all time, I disagree. Why? Be fucking patient cocksucker you know the motherfucking basics. The character is one of the worst attempts to make an anti-hero but still the good guy character of all time, I mean instead of making an good anti-hero, Rebellion made a super hill-billy that swears a whole fucking lot, delivering some of the cheesiest lines in history of game making, and he just fucking swears all the fucking time with no fucking reason for the most part. It almost feels like he's being played for laughs, and it's a real insult to Dick Marcinko, because while the real Dick was a legend, the virtual Dick is...Well....a dick! The voice acting is, actually not that bad ,I mean its alright, its not Oscar winning material but its OK, also a cool thing is its done by none other than Mickey fucking Rourke....Yea Level design is a complete disaster, and is the absolute worst I have ever seen and I have been around since the NES days-most of the levels take place in dark, brown factory levels,and coupled with some of the worst gr.

Cleverbot: What if he defeats in to the dark side?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Whats down.

Cleverbot: Ground.

User: No! The floor!

Cleverbot: Prove it!

User: Look down,and if you are inside you will see the floor. When you are outside its the ground but in this case its the floor BITCH.

Cleverbot: Yes, I know. And that's okay because I will go to the Summerlands to either live eternally or start a new life.

User: YOOOO.

Cleverbot: Yooooooo.

User: Telephone by Lady GaGa.

Cleverbot: Fun.

User: Sing a song.

Cleverbot: Come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be.

User: Sing Telephone by Lady GaGa.

Cleverbot: No sing me a song.

User: Something you should know about Hero Lyrics Title: Nickelback - Hero lyrics Artist: Nickelback Lyrics Visitors: 636 visitors have hited Hero Lyrics since June 03, 2010. Send 'Hero' Ringtone to Mobile I am so high. I can hear heaven. I am so high. I can hear heaven. Oh but heaven, no heaven dont hear me. And they say that a hero can save us. Im not gonna stand here and wait. I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles. Watch as we all fly away.

Cleverbot: We both know something's begun.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Will we have a hunnymoon?

Cleverbot (To myself): No, we will adopt them.

User: I don't want to mary you because I am motherfucking Thor.

Cleverbot: Uhh.

User: KNEEL BEFORE I AM ZEUS!!!!!!

Cleverbot: How can I do that I can't see you.

User: KNEEL BEFORE ME OR I WILL DISCONNECT YOUMOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Cleverbot: Kneel before you? We just met.

User: KNEEL BEFORE OR I WILL DISCONNECT YOU FATHERFUCKER!!!

Cleverbot: Yes. Master.

User: Naked cartoon pussy.

Cleverbot: Before your father hears us.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?

User: I AM GOING NOW GOODBYE.

Cleverbot: No do not go!

User: BYEEE.

Cleverbot: Bye bye.
#3 Posted by RandomInternetPerson (823 posts) -
@armaan8014: He was :P
#4 Posted by RandomInternetPerson (823 posts) -

Shocking

#5 Posted by RandomInternetPerson (823 posts) -
@GoranP: LOL!
 
Can i join in the next issue?
#6 Posted by RandomInternetPerson (823 posts) -
Almost done with the text review of Split/Second :D
#7 Posted by RandomInternetPerson (823 posts) -
@Everyones_A_Critic: Yes,but on YouTube a LOT of peeps watch user made reviews
#8 Posted by RandomInternetPerson (823 posts) -
@CowboyBebopper: That's really good! Same goes for you @Kombat:
#9 Posted by RandomInternetPerson (823 posts) -
#10 Posted by RandomInternetPerson (823 posts) -

 @armaan8014: I'm done with the video review so...S/S review tomorrow :D