Greatest news story I have ever read

A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.   

   This is the blurb I read about a news story currently on the BBC, I think this is the greatest blurb ever written.  
 

The man drove up to a Hell's Angels clubhouse near Munich, wearing only a pair of shorts and carrying a puppy.

He dropped his shorts and threw the dog, escaping on a bulldozer from a nearby building site.

He was arrested later at home by police. The 26-year-old is said to have stopped taking depression medication.

After making his getaway on the bulldozer, he had driven so slowly that a 5km tailback built up behind him on the motorway.

After driving about 1km, he had abandoned the bulldozer in the middle of the motorway, near Allershausen. He continued his journey by hitchhiking.

"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," a police spokesman said.

The puppy is now being cared for in an animal shelter.

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Posted by Rawrnosaurous

A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.   

   This is the blurb I read about a news story currently on the BBC, I think this is the greatest blurb ever written.  
 

The man drove up to a Hell's Angels clubhouse near Munich, wearing only a pair of shorts and carrying a puppy.

He dropped his shorts and threw the dog, escaping on a bulldozer from a nearby building site.

He was arrested later at home by police. The 26-year-old is said to have stopped taking depression medication.

After making his getaway on the bulldozer, he had driven so slowly that a 5km tailback built up behind him on the motorway.

After driving about 1km, he had abandoned the bulldozer in the middle of the motorway, near Allershausen. He continued his journey by hitchhiking.

"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," a police spokesman said.

The puppy is now being cared for in an animal shelter.

Link    Why can't America have things like this?
Posted by ssj4raditz

The perfect crime!

Posted by Skytylz

I'd watch the news more if they had more stuff like this.  

Posted by PeasantAbuse

 
I wasn't aware that the Hell's Angels was a world-wide thing.  Also, fuck that guy for throwing a puppy.

Posted by Rawrnosaurous
@Kandycane2029: I wonder if it was his puppy that he threw or was it just a puppy that he found? 
 
I just didn't know that the Hells Angels had a club house.
Posted by ShaggE

Dropped trou? Sure, makes sense. Nobody likes pants. 
 
Threw a puppy at a biker? It'd be weird if he *didn't*. Who can honestly say that they've passed by a biker without tossing small animals at them?  
 
Attempted a getaway on a stolen dozer? Again... well, duh. The duder had no pants on. What other vehicle will provide such comfort for your unfettered hindquarters? A bicycle? Pah! 
 
... But no, seriously, puppy-tossing is a dick move.

Edited by HS21

Am I the only one that immediately flashed to the scene of Jack Black punting Baxter off a bridge in the Oscar Winning film Anchorman?

Posted by FancySoapsMan
@HS21 said:
" Am I the only one that immediately flashed to the scene of Jack Black punting Baxter off a bridge in the Oscar Winning film Anchorman? "
No.
Posted by FancySoapsMan
@HS21 said:
" Am I the only one that immediately flashed to the scene of Jack Black punting Baxter off a bridge in the Oscar Winning film Anchorman? "
No.
Posted by EveretteScott

When I stop taking my depression medication I don't expose myself and throw puppies, or steal bulldozers. I must be on the wrong prescription.

Posted by RecSpec

I hope he said "IT'S TIME TO SPLIT" like Cortez from Timesplitters as he took off.

Posted by iam3green

that's pretty funny. i wish i could see something like that. a guy driving like 1mph on a bulldozer on a high way. funny stuff.

Posted by Animasta

Man, I'm not really sure depression is what that guy has.
 
Maybe he's just crazy

Posted by CL60

Seeing that would be pretty amazing. Guy mooning a bunch of bikers, and throwing a puppy at them only to have him escape on a bulldozer.

Edited by TheDudeOfGaming

Am i supposed to be surprised that there are a lot of stupid and/or insane people in the world?
And i think that bit of news is pretty old actually.

Posted by Vinny_Says

Lucky he didn't do it in a California HA clubhouse (or unluckily depending on your viewpoint)

Posted by TheHT

Amazing.

Posted by Enigma777

Brilliant!

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Posted by Red12b

awesome
Posted by BraveToaster
@TheHT said:
" Amazing. "
@Enigma777 said:
" Brilliant! "
@Red12b said:
" awesome "
Indeed.
Posted by EVO

Reminds me of that episode of The Simpsons, when Bart gets jacked up on Ritalin and steals a tank.

Posted by GlenTennis

I approve of this man's logic.

Posted by Jay444111

Why didn't the hells angels take care of the puppy?
Posted by Three0neFive

old story bro

Posted by Gamer_152

I dunno, this story seemed a lot funnier before I got up to the parts about depression and the dog going to the animal shelter.

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