I need revenge, and it needs to be stellar.

Hey,

I haven't created a topic in a while, but the time has come,

My "good Friends" have created a website, all it contains is one of my kinda shitty early pictures and a URL that is (mynameheartsthecock) and for your viewing pleasure

Reaction video my mate posted

So to you, Giant Bomb, I humbly say.

LEND ME YOUR IDEAS!

I'm shithouse at this kind of stuff,

You!

The masters of creativity!

Look at you!

What with the Glorious Photoshop thread!

Countless meme threads!

Pixel art threads!

RELATIONSHIP ADVICE THREADS!

PM'S THAT EXIST FAR FAR LONGER THAN THEY HAVE ANY RIGHT TO EXIST!

I NEED YOUR HELP TO GET BACK AT MY MATES!

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Hey,

I haven't created a topic in a while, but the time has come,

My "good Friends" have created a website, all it contains is one of my kinda shitty early pictures and a URL that is (mynameheartsthecock) and for your viewing pleasure

Reaction video my mate posted

So to you, Giant Bomb, I humbly say.

LEND ME YOUR IDEAS!

I'm shithouse at this kind of stuff,

You!

The masters of creativity!

Look at you!

What with the Glorious Photoshop thread!

Countless meme threads!

Pixel art threads!

RELATIONSHIP ADVICE THREADS!

PM'S THAT EXIST FAR FAR LONGER THAN THEY HAVE ANY RIGHT TO EXIST!

I NEED YOUR HELP TO GET BACK AT MY MATES!

Posted by Brodehouse

Revenge against the stars! Stellar Revenge!

Posted by Red12b

I do realise that this could undoubtedly go horribly wrong, but, I have faith in the GB community to have a Duders back

Posted by Rittsy

Use their computer to download child pornography.

Posted by Red12b

@Rittsy said:

Use their computer to download child pornography.

That's dark...

Posted by Muttinus_Rump

Poke holes in their condoms!

Posted by Video_Game_King

Turn it around on them. Photoshop Hitler mustaches on them and make a site called "WeHateCockLovers.com".

Posted by Red12b

@Muttinus_Rump said:

Poke holes in their condoms!

That just sets them up for 18 years of Joy/Awfulness depending on who they bring home that night, so, no,

good try though

Posted by Nightriff

Slash their tires? How illegal do you want to go?

Posted by Eversoranimus

Find out something they like to know more about or looking forward to and link them to a page that has a virus that would fuck up their shit badly. Well that's what I would do.

Posted by Red12b

@Nightriff said:

Slash their tires? How illegal do you want to go?

That's just malicious, i want to keep it light, but also better than a shitty website denoting the fact that I love the cock,

Posted by Red12b

@Eversoranimus said:

Find out something they like to know more about or looking forward to and link them to a page that has a virus that would fuck up their shit badly. Well that's what I would do.

Yeah but I use the computer that they use, (We're flatmates)

Posted by AsperGamer

Fill out an application for him on a gay matching/dating service with all of his real details.

Well, unless he's gay or perhaps you are both gay and then I apologise!

Posted by Phatmac

Per in their cereal?

Posted by Phatmac
@Phatmac
Per in their cereal?
Pee* dumb mobile site.
Posted by Red12b

@Phatmac said:

@Phatmac
Per in their cereal?
Pee* dumb mobile site.

What...While they're eating it!? That kinda incriminates me more than them to be honest

Posted by Sploder
@AsperGamer said:

Fill out an application for him on a gay matching/dating service with all of his real details.

Well, unless he's gay or perhaps you are both gay and then I apologise!

This sounds good.
Posted by runnah555

Loosen the cap on their salt shakers! That will get them good!

Posted by EarlessShrimp

hit them with a sock filled with quarters while wearing a superman outfit one day (while they're walking around of course, no need to do it in the flat)

Posted by Nux
Posted by Maajin

Buy them Resident Evil 6, apparently.

Posted by AsperGamer

@EarlessShrimp said:

hit them with a sock filled with quarters while wearing a superman outfit one day (while they're walking around of course, no need to do it in the flat)

They don't have quarters in New Zealand. Fill it with $2 coins - those suckers at 10g each would hurt!

Posted by Red12b

@runnah555 said:

Loosen the cap on their salt shakers! That will get them good!

"jinkies!"

Posted by Aegon

@Red12b said:

@runnah555 said:

Loosen the cap on their salt shakers! That will get them good!

"jinkies!"

Typical clown logic.

Posted by Sweep

@Maajin said:

Buy them Resident Evil 6, apparently.

Zing.

Spell out "CUNT" on his lawn with grass-killer.

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Posted by RenMcKormack

Sell their cars on ebay/craigslist

Posted by RenMcKormack

@runnah555 said:

Loosen the cap on their salt shakers! That will get them good!

gimme those ribs you!

Saran wrap on their toilet seats...ROASTED

Posted by EarlessShrimp

@AsperGamer: That's even better.

Posted by RenMcKormack

hire a male model to walk around with you only when you hang out with them and dress provocatively when you are hanging out with them, real touchy .

Posted by Red12b

@Sweep said:

@Maajin said:

Buy them Resident Evil 6, apparently.

Zing.

Spell out "CUNT" on his lawn with grass-killer.

Nah, It's my lawn too, (we're flatmates) and the one with a car isn't the type of person who'd give a shit about that, in fact.... I'm surprised he hasn't done that already himself, You know the badges on the back of cars that says the car model? He has renamed his car "CUNT"

it's pretty raw

Posted by psylah

Do you have access to their homes?

Lightly sprinkle powdered milk onto their bedsheets.

While they sleep, it turns to milk with the sweat and oils of their skin, and sinks into their pores, and it doesn't shower off well.

They will smell like sour milk for a day or two.

Posted by Red12b

@Red12b said:

@Sweep said:

@Maajin said:

Buy them Resident Evil 6, apparently.

Zing.

Spell out "CUNT" on his lawn with grass-killer.

Nah, It's my lawn too, (we're flatmates) and the one with a car isn't the type of person who'd give a shit about that, in fact.... I'm surprised he hasn't done that already himself, You know the badges on the back of cars that says the car model? He has renamed his car "CUNT"

it's pretty raw

My Apologies, it's actually

CUNT

MK II

Posted by Red12b

@psylah said:

Do you have access to their homes?

Lightly sprinkle powdered milk onto their bedsheets.

While they sleep, it turns to milk with the sweat and oils of their skin, and sinks into their pores, and it doesn't shower off well.

They will smell like sour milk for a day or two.

That sounds awesome, but then I'll have to smell it cause I live with them, plus, that'd be awful

Posted by Sweep

@Red12b said:

@Red12b said:

@Sweep said:

@Maajin said:

Buy them Resident Evil 6, apparently.

Zing.

Spell out "CUNT" on his lawn with grass-killer.

Nah, It's my lawn too, (we're flatmates) and the one with a car isn't the type of person who'd give a shit about that, in fact.... I'm surprised he hasn't done that already himself, You know the badges on the back of cars that says the car model? He has renamed his car "CUNT"

it's pretty raw

My Apologies, it's actually

CUNT

MK II

Oh. Well... uh... shit in your own mailbox? I dunno.

Moderator
Posted by Red12b

@Sweep said:

@Red12b said:

@Red12b said:

@Sweep said:

@Maajin said:

Buy them Resident Evil 6, apparently.

Zing.

Spell out "CUNT" on his lawn with grass-killer.

Nah, It's my lawn too, (we're flatmates) and the one with a car isn't the type of person who'd give a shit about that, in fact.... I'm surprised he hasn't done that already himself, You know the badges on the back of cars that says the car model? He has renamed his car "CUNT"

it's pretty raw

My Apologies, it's actually

CUNT

MK II

Oh. Well... uh... shit in your own mailbox? I dunno.

Haha, now you get my predicament,

Posted by Azteck

Fake your own death. Laugh at their misery as they think you killed yourself because of their mockery. Then jump out in front of them and yell "WHO LOVES COCK NOW??" and then slap them with a dildo of your choice.

Posted by TeflonBilly

If they smoke, get ahold of their cigs and let them soak inbetween your buttcheeks and put them back in the pack.

Remember to make photo evidence of this to show afterwards. I did this to get back at a buddy of mine. Laughs were had. Well by everybody except him.

Posted by Harkat

Replace all liquids with Sprite. This might sound like a favor at first, but think; EVERYTHING.

Emtpy milk and juice cartons, fill em with Sprite. Empty cologne and deoderants, replace contents with Sprite. Cough syrup? Replace with sprite. mix their toothpaste with sprite. Mix shampoo bottle with sprite. All liquids in the house.

Because sprite makes shit way more disgusting and sticky than other sodas. Mountain Dew also works.

You should probably keep a stock of non-contaminated liquids hidden for yourself though.

Posted by Ravenlight

@Red12b said:

Well, now that his plate number is out in the wild on the internet, you should just wait for things to sort themselves out.

Posted by Eaxis

Get some fake lottery tickets on eBay or amazon?

Posted by Red12b

@Ravenlight:

yeah

Posted by Red12b

@Azteck said:

Fake your own death. Laugh at their misery as they think you killed yourself because of their mockery. Then jump out in front of them and yell "WHO LOVES COCK NOW??" and then slap them with a dildo of your choice.

Gotta say, probably the best one so far...

@TeflonBilly said:

If they smoke, get ahold of their cigs and let them soak inbetween your buttcheeks and put them back in the pack.

Remember to make photo evidence of this to show afterwards. I did this to get back at a buddy of mine. Laughs were had. Well by everybody except him.

Urgh

@Harkat said:

Replace all liquids with Sprite. This might sound like a favor at first, but think; EVERYTHING.

Emtpy milk and juice cartons, fill em with Sprite. Empty cologne and deoderants, replace contents with Sprite. Cough syrup? Replace with sprite. mix their toothpaste with sprite. Mix shampoo bottle with sprite. All liquids in the house.

Because sprite makes shit way more disgusting and sticky than other sodas. Mountain Dew also works.

You should probably keep a stock of non-contaminated liquids hidden for yourself though.

Wow yeah, now that I think about it that sounds fucking awful, if it was more than just a shitty website I'd probably go down that sort of prank route, but stuff like that seems a little i dunno, petty?

I'm thinking more along the lines of an ad in the paper for free blow jobs or something (you know...keeping in with the cock theme) but wanted to see what some of the more creative duders could think up

Posted by Ciffy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-DTQPBUJJ4

Doesn't need to be that extreme. But yeah.. you get the idea.

Edited by psylah

@Red12b said:

@psylah said:

Do you have access to their homes?

Lightly sprinkle powdered milk onto their bedsheets.

While they sleep, it turns to milk with the sweat and oils of their skin, and sinks into their pores, and it doesn't shower off well.

They will smell like sour milk for a day or two.

That sounds awesome, but then I'll have to smell it cause I live with them, plus, that'd be awful

Do they travel?

Find some sizeable, metal vibrators /dildos and stash them in their luggage the next time they are getting ready to take a flight.

A long, metal cylinder in luggage is cause for concern, and the public display of having flight security pull a big dildo out of their bag would be great.

Bonus Points: have "Beiber <3" acid etched or bedazzled on it.

Posted by Red12b

@Ciffy said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-DTQPBUJJ4

Doesn't need to be that extreme. But yeah.. you get the idea.

That's fucking awesome, tempted, very tempted, that's up there,

Love the dudes reaction too,

@psylah said:

@Red12b said:

@psylah said:

Do you have access to their homes?

Lightly sprinkle powdered milk onto their bedsheets.

While they sleep, it turns to milk with the sweat and oils of their skin, and sinks into their pores, and it doesn't shower off well.

They will smell like sour milk for a day or two.

That sounds awesome, but then I'll have to smell it cause I live with them, plus, that'd be awful

Do they travel?

Find some sizeable, metal vibrators /dildos and stash them in their luggage the next time they are getting ready to take a flight.

A long, metal cylinder in luggage is cause for concern, and the public display of having flight security pull a big dildo out of their bag would be great.

That's something I could organize actually

Posted by Ciffy

@psylah: The problem with that idea is that he's not there to be like, who loves cock now?!

Posted by Red12b

@Ciffy said:

@psylah: The problem with that idea is that he's not there to be like, who loves cock now?!

I am the one who drops them off and picks them up at the airport though, so, it could very much work

Posted by NinjaBerd

A friend of mine got back at his roommate by being constantly naked, it worked surprisingly well.

Posted by Red12b

@NinjaBerd said:

A friend of mine got back at his roommate by being constantly naked, it worked surprisingly well.

WHO LOVES THE COCK NOW!

Posted by psylah

@Red12b said:

@Ciffy said:

@psylah: The problem with that idea is that he's not there to be like, who loves cock now?!

I am the one who drops them off and picks them up at the airport though, so, it could very much work

Hell, get "I <3 COCK" bedazzled on it instead, so he KNOWS who did it.

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