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  "I need to see this play like I need a hole in the head." -Abraham Lincoln
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  Oh brother...
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  Burt Reynolds is at my brother's house playing pool... What is happening?!?
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  Thwamp!
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  Despite what Conrad says.
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  Larry Quinn has the best taste in purple suits.
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  I'm done with this.
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  Redbeardious unlocked 4 achievements in Fallout 3
  
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  Redbeardious unlocked 2 achievements in Oblivion and Fallout 3
  
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  Ben? http://bit.ly/3xmkzm
  1 week, 4 days ago via Twitter
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  I just put 30 quarters in my beard. I cannot find them. Help!?!
  1 week, 4 days ago via Twitter

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  Redbeardious unlocked 1 achievement in Fallout 3
  
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  I just saw John Reese on television I think.
  1 week, 6 days ago via Twitter

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  @SolomonJeffers I know right? Ted has the right idea.
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  @SolomonJeffers I just got another offer from Ted Feather, seems like I'm in need of a new power scooter/chair.
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  @SolomonJeffers One of the coolest! He told me about a free Wal*Mart Shopping spree in my area and that I should act quickly.
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  For some reason I got alot of spam emails today. Thanks Tanisha Buel, Poplin Vannatter, and Guy Broom!
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  I ordered a Didgeridoo on Amazon today!
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  What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
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  @SolomonJeffers Clefable or Drifblim seem interesting choices
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