By RedHatDrew 0 Comments
Never in my entire life have I seen a fun and interesting idea hampered by such a clusterfuckingly terrible control scheme as I have in UNO RUSH. "Set your cards in order to send multiple cards into the discard pile! EASIER SAID THAN DONE! Press "A" to attach your pointer to a card? WHY NOT HOLD "A?" The top card at discard changes too quickly for a double tap. Also, thanks for forcing the player to move a card from one end of the hand to the other, especially after several mishaps caused by the games sluggish controls have left the order of your hand making less sense than the diary of a dyslexic with Parkinson's on CRYSTAL FUCKING METH! And what's worse? If you're using any controller other than Player 1 (regardless of which profile you have signed into said controller) you will be signed in as guest, and will receive ABSOLUTELY NO ACHIEVEMENT CREDIT/PROGRESS ON YOUR PROFILE FOR HAVING TO ENDURE THIS BASTARDIZATION OF AN AMARACANFUCKINPASTTAAAAAAAAEEEEEMIWANNACHOKEAFUCKINKITTEN!!!!
In summation, I don't believe that UNO RUSH should be played when one is trying to start their day, highly competitve, or is prone to violent outbursts, as I found myself on the verge of whipping my controller through my television. And I am not one who is prone to violent outbursts.
Now I'm going to play some Superman 64 to help me calm down.
p.s. Do not worry, the kitties are safe... for now.