By redlitez76 8 Comments
Howdy, I am Redlitez76 A.K.A The grouchy old dude A.K.A Big Dick Mc Gee A.K.A pooky.
I am a grouchy tired mother fucking father of four great kids (yes their mine and yes they take after their mother thank god on that one.) I am also disabled physically not mentally (smart asses). I am also a firm believer in Karma, and I believe that karma will one day undo it's mistakes by rotting off Justin Beiber's penis from his unfortunate obsession with fucking coconut hulls.
I also believe that Captain America was better in the 90's when ron lim and Mark waid were running the comic. Rob liefield should burn in the 9th level of hell for what he did to that comic. I would like to tell you I am optimistic and generally happy guy. However if I said that monkeys would ream my asshole when they fly out of it. Besides it's good to be grouchy people leave you alone and it cuts down on the jehova witnesses I have knocking on my door.
Listen I really am a nice guy but I cut loose time to time and GB helps me with it. I can't say shit like," My balls are itching like $4 hooker's twat on shore leave night." on my usual site I blog on with out the ban hammer being impaled into my skull. So A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE for Giant bomb and the freedom they offer to us the humble dumb ass. Freedom ain't free fellas and as soon I sell some met...girl scout cookies I am getting a year membership to this wonderful site and all that it offers.
I tip my hat and raise a pipe to you Jeff, Ryan , Vinny, Brad, and all the other motherfuckers that work there, Salute!
Thanks for reading my bullshit You have a great day .(God im so fucking high.)