I bet the punchline in all of this will be that everyone will get Halo: Spartan Assault/Strike. I'd like to imagine 343i know that would just antagonize the fanbase even more, but something makes me doubt that.
Looks like WWE is making good on the Woods/Kingston/BigE group. They just need to show a Big E video package and all will be right in the world.
Also, I just need to vent right now regarding the special guest for next weeks Raw. Grumpy Cat!! Fucking Grumpy Cat!! They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here. Embarrassing doesn't even begin to explain how dumb that is. It's like they got their own Raw Roulette of incredibly moronic ideas and decided "YEAH! CATS!! LETS ALSO HAVE TYSON KIDD ON AGAIN FOR NO REASON AT ALL CAUSE HE LIKES CATS TOO! CAATTTSSSS!!!!!!".
Oh, and for people in the UK, don't feel bad if WWE Network isn't a TV thing. Canadians are getting shafted and still have to pay $12/month and aren't getting November free. Some people in Canada without access to the network still have to pay $50 for Survivor Series. Soooo, yeahhh.