OK, what the fuck, I was liking Wrestlemania for a little. Keep in my mind this is my first Wrestlemania. I watch wrestling here and there and read up on it a little but what the fuck. The Wyatt family comes out of nowhere to fan acclaim saying some pretty good shit to The Rock and startin some good fucking story. And oh boy, there's gonna be a match between the Wyatt Family and The Rock at Wrestlemania right now, pretty fucking good. But then out of nowhere for no dicking reason, The Rock just wins. He just fucking wins, none of the shit Bray Wyatt said about The Rock being a lie or some shit makes any fucking sense and is never explained. Woopty-fucking-do. OK, the Wyatt Family lost, and the WWE decided to not go with what could have been a pretty compelling story, they're not exactly Stephen King level writers, I got it. The good guy wins and the bad guys get beat up, makes fucking sense for the children's story level bullshit they tend to pull. But no, that's not enough. John Cena, fucking John Cena, comes out to save a man he has no allegiance with. For a second I thought John Cena would actually hit The Rock. That would be genuinely surprising and make for some pretty fucking interesting wrestling. But nope, John Cena is a goody fucking two shoes and beats up the guys who already lost the match, adding insult to injury to the 3 people whose careers already don't mean shit. Not to mention that if John Cena wants to be Mr. Super Hero Fucking Nice Guy he should attack The Rock, because The Rock is a fucking dick.But no, Wyatt family gets defeated and no one fucking cares.
WHY? Why have the Wyatt family come out, start some pretty interesting shit, and get defeated? To put over John Cena and The Rock? Two people who are already the most popular people in the fucking sport? To have The Rock and John Cena team up as some kind of icon bullshit? They already fucking pitted them against each other twice. And if you're gonna pull icon bullshit have them fight other icons, not just some people you trot out because you think no one cares about the fucking Wyatt Family. Fuck that. And you know what else? They even got me to root for the Wyatt Family there. Bray Wyatt's voice was the best god damn thing I heard all night. I could listen to that hillbilly-ass motherfucker all fucking day. Get him on some fucking audiobooks, WWE. What he was saying was sounding the best storyline in a long fucking time. But no, Bray Wyatt gets best up, emasculated, and tossed to the fucking side, all to make The Rock, The Fucking Rock, a man who is already the most popular wrestler of a generation, seem more strong. Good Job WWE, you fucking dickheads.
I wanted to see The Rock be beaten, because his "thing" is just being a massive dick and being rewarded for no shitting reason. Yeah, good job helping out a pompous asshole, Cena, you fucking nitwit.
Question: Is this how watching wrestling now-a-days always feels? Is this what I'm in for if I wanna partake in this shit?
Edit: Reposting cause I accidentally fucking deleted it.
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