OKAY YALL, NEW INFO JUST CAME IN
We've all been speculating for the past 24 hours, but the big reveal is FINALLY HERE.
Sessler and Marcus have been pulling some mischievous shit all across the gaming industry, planting red herrings along the way to cause confusion. They've been going on and on about things needing to change and that they have a BIG SURPRISE for the big wigs who double crossed them and the fans that gave them no support. The big reveal is that there is a THIRD MAN in their ranks who has been doing some recon work under everyone's noses. No one is aware of who this THIRD MAN could be, but his reveal will likely shake up all of gaming for a very long time.
Wait a second, I'm getting... What? No.... NOOOOO!!!! IT CANT BE!!!!!! JEFF 'BIG JEFFREY' GERSTMANN IS THE THIRD MAN!!! OH MY GOD!!!! HE'S BETRAYED ALL OF US!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???? PROBABLY THE LOWEST SHOT EVER GIVEN TO PROFESSIONAL GAMING!!
You know that's Evil Jeff because all evil twins have a mustache.