SamuSlave's forum posts

#1 Posted by SamuSlave (271 posts) -

This reeks and we're all dumb enough to swallow it, but i guess if Sony were to make a Sly Copper compilation I would have no other choice but to buy it.

#2 Posted by SamuSlave (271 posts) -

Well since i live in Australia, where video games are the equivalent to child molestation, i think I'm supposed to feel great shame. Which i do.

#3 Posted by SamuSlave (271 posts) -
@Sweep said:
Heres some ramblings from Card:
Kiss me on the mouth!

 The first and greatest threat from court decisions in California and Massachusetts, giving legal recognition to "gay marriage," is that it marks the end of democracy in America.


He's right, an attractive man like him would not be able to go and vote after gay marriage laws are passed. What with all the dudes trying to make out with him.
#4 Posted by SamuSlave (271 posts) -

Her vagina emits Ultra-Violet radiation.

#5 Posted by SamuSlave (271 posts) -

OH MY GOD! Chair Rips off Konami's Metal Gear Solid soldiers .
Here is the proof.

Original and Best?



Ban this blatant IP theft.
#6 Posted by SamuSlave (271 posts) -

Well that dude has a half tuck.

  So it's gotta be.
#7 Posted by SamuSlave (271 posts) -

Brucie used to say "Put some bitches to the sword bro "  these guys be putting some bitches to the TASER, Bro!

#8 Posted by SamuSlave (271 posts) -
@Tireyo643 said:

" I'm not talking anything like in a game sense of awards, but rather what you have won in real life. Like getting a trophy, certificate, ribbon, plank..."

"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan once gave me the plank.
#9 Posted by SamuSlave (271 posts) -

As a native antipodean i have to agree with this ruling, as all the children in our country will copy the questionable contents of this piece of filth game. Set your minds back to 1997 when Turok the Dinosaur Hunter was released, a year later our native Dinosaur population was hunted to extinction.

#10 Posted by SamuSlave (271 posts) -
@keyhunter said:
" Sword fuck enter the cunt of death  "
Greatest. Metal Song Title. Ever.