1. Dennis Haysbert
As the 1st black president that didn't come from the future, You know you'll be safe in times of strife with him.
2. Michael Vick
He would take you to exotic locales, and I heard he just loves animals.
3. Terrence Carson
He plays an angry white man in the game but I can tell he's a gentle soul. Plus he could use that voice while you "relax" at home.
4. Morgan Gray
There's just something about the way he wears that Windsor Cap.
5. Doc Louis
After watching him take a beating by the giant bomb guys and then to see his spirit soar, ala Ernie Hudson in "The Hand That Rocks The Cradle ", This Brave, Beautiful black man deserves a place on this list.