• Sanprofe posted a message on the post Danswers 07: Return of the Gerstdann.

    No, no, no, no. I just KNOW I'm gonna get all nice and established. Buy a nice house, get a few kids into school and then Dan Fucking Rykert will win mayor and the entire county descends into Purge le...

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post Giant Bombcast 03/24/2015 (Premium).

    Brad's new catchphrase "tentpole" is driving me nuts. It's such a meaningless term.

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post A Very Ryckert Bonus Podcast.

    It's not really judgement, man. It's just objective fact. We eat like shit. Oswalt's "Fried Mayonnaise Balls" skit was dead-on. @polishhill said:I don't mind anyone having out of the ordinary food ha...

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post Cyborg Lady Dispenses Isometric Justice in Bombshell.

    I mean, I'll buy it just to hear that guy growl "shelly" at me again.

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post Giant Bomb Unplugged: Dungeons & Dragons: Episode 02.

    "There's probably a lot of DMs out there rolling their eyes and yelling at me right now."Ah man, I'm THAT guy. I need to go take stock of my life.

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post Giant Bombcast 55/2015 (Premium).

    http://www.atmos.anl.gov/ANLMET/OrdinalDay.txt

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post Quick Look: Lucius II.

    @gannerone said:If I'm not mistaken - witchcraft/working with the devil - was often portrayed as having ... certain relations with the devil...I'm pretty sure what that policeguy was doing, wasn't pr...

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post Quick Look: Lex Mortis.

    What did Dan & Drew do to deserve playing the "Wandering-around-where-nothing-happens-but-then-some-spooky-bullshit-and-you-die" genre? I feel like you should trade that position off. Well, I gue...

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post Quick Look: Super Stardust Ultra.

    Does anyone have sauce on Brad's out-of-context audiophile tumblr?

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post Danswers 02/09/2015 - Steely Danswers.

    "When you only have $4,000 when you normally have $5,000 you know you went over a little."I wish I had your problems, Jeff.

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post Giant Bombcast 01/13/2015 (Premium).

    @alsnuts2 said: new theme sounds like pitchy fartsI can't unhear this.

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post Giant Bombcast 10/22/2013 [PREMIUM].

    Man, hearing their pansy responses to the revenge scene in Beyond when you coulda burned that fucker to the ground.

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post Unprofessional Fridays: 12/12/2014.

    "Clerks is terrible and the Simpsons is subtle" ~ Dan Fuckin' Ryckert

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post Giant Bombcast 11/11/2014.

    Dan's baseball stories: Fuck that shit. Fuck everything about that story. Why would you share such an awful and graphic description!?

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  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post Giant Bombcast 10/28/2014.

    I never really cared much for "the home team" but now I really want the Royals to win so Jeff can eat crow. Take the Crown.

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post Giant Bombcast 10/07/2014.

    "Sometimes I get annoyed with sleep. Like, I wanna stay up and keep doing stuff!"Story of my life.

  • Sanprofe posted a message in the forum topic Worth Reading: 09/15/2014. on the General Discussion board

    This discussion seems to be happening in literally every historically male-dominated subculture I seem to belong to and the point the Vox writer makes is highly relevant: Purge your ranks of these scr...

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post Giant Bombcast 09/09/2014.

    //If I'm not like a fancy guy with fancy tastes can I// eat some skanky, many-year old steak.You give Kansans a bad name, Dan. In a land where fresh beef is plenty and cheap, how dare you shame us by...

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post Quick Look: Warriors Orochi 3 Ultimate.

    ITQL: Jeff and Dan do a mini-Bombcast while absentmindedly wailing on square.Also, in a Shyamalan-level twist, Jeff reveals a passion for Persona.