• Sanprofe posted a message on the post Unprofessional Fridays: 12/12/2014.

    "Clerks is terrible and the Simpsons is subtle" ~ Dan Fuckin' Ryckert

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post Giant Bombcast 11/11/2014.

    Dan's baseball stories: Fuck that shit. Fuck everything about that story. Why would you share such an awful and graphic description!?

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  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post Giant Bombcast 10/28/2014.

    I never really cared much for "the home team" but now I really want the Royals to win so Jeff can eat crow. Take the Crown.

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post Giant Bombcast 10/07/2014.

    "Sometimes I get annoyed with sleep. Like, I wanna stay up and keep doing stuff!"Story of my life.

  • Sanprofe posted a message in the forum topic Worth Reading: 09/15/2014. on the General Discussion board

    This discussion seems to be happening in literally every historically male-dominated subculture I seem to belong to and the point the Vox writer makes is highly relevant: Purge your ranks of these scr...

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post Giant Bombcast 09/09/2014.

    //If I'm not like a fancy guy with fancy tastes can I// eat some skanky, many-year old steak.You give Kansans a bad name, Dan. In a land where fresh beef is plenty and cheap, how dare you shame us by...

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post Quick Look: Warriors Orochi 3 Ultimate.

    ITQL: Jeff and Dan do a mini-Bombcast while absentmindedly wailing on square.Also, in a Shyamalan-level twist, Jeff reveals a passion for Persona.

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post PAX Panel: We’ve Survived the Internet, And So Can You.

    What is this, a panel for ants!?

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post Quick Look: AR-K.

    This game is downright charming, flaws and all.

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post Quick Look: Retrobooster.

    I literally squealed with glee at the Reznor references in the caption.

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post Gearbox Is Making a First-Person Shooter/MOBA.

    What a waste of a decent studio.

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post E3 2014: Day Two LIVE!.

    In Kansas we can acquire tortillas as easily as loaves of bread. Hispanic populations are everywhere, you're not special. : /

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post Giant Bomb LIVE! - E3 2014 - Day 1.

    How does anyone take this industry seriously?Also, I will give you all the money if you generate this level of candid content with important professionals outside of conferences.

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post E3 2014: We're Talking Over the Sony Press Conference.

    Men In Black is everything that's good about film, you shut your whore mouth Jeff.

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post E3 2014: Lead the Inquisition or Fall in Dragon Age.

    Dragon Age 2. Never forgive. Never forget.

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post E3 2014: Things Get Pretty Grim in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare.

    At least Spunk-Gargle Wee-Wee is driving advances to engine technology.

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post E3 2014: Sunset Overdrive. It's a Video Game..

    I mean, the framing device is really sick. That's literally a theme-park.

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post E3 2014: It's 4v1 in Fable Legends.

    It's literally a less shitty Dungeonland.

  • Sanprofe posted a message on the post Bombin' the A.M. With Scoops and the Wolf: 06/06/2014.

    To the vitriol here: Transistor deserves praise simply for its multitude of brave and entirely original design choices. The aesthetic, the score, the pacing, the mechanics, virtually every aspect of i...