Are you seriously saying you want a cast of Dukes actual balls made from steel....rly?.....RLY?"
Just throw in a couple ball bearings or something, like they show right on the box. Maybe with Duke's face on them. It's a totally obvious and easy thing that would have been pretty funny.
Or how about just a plastic keychain or something where you could press a button and it would play the "I've got balls of steel!" clip, perhaps among other Duke phrases. Like a real-life soundboard.
I don't know, I just think that DNF deserves a less conventional collector's edition. I imagine there's an unusually high percentage of people buying this game who would want a CE as opposed to most other games out there, so why not go all out?
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