schizogony's forum posts

#1 Posted by schizogony (974 posts) -

I have never felt an awkward vibe from Drew at all.

#3 Edited by schizogony (974 posts) -

But it's not the article commenters I'm talking about. It's the boards - specifically The Vestibule. We don't associate with the article commenters and we hate IGN. I mean, man, I literally cried over this guy. I didn't cry over my last two uncles' deaths.

So I just want to show that there's a part of the IGN userbase that ADORED and LOVED Ryan and we LOVE Giant Bomb, and here's our thread him:

Our love for Ryan Davis, in threadform

#4 Posted by schizogony (974 posts) -

I can't stop crying.

#5 Posted by schizogony (974 posts) -


#6 Edited by schizogony (974 posts) -

I've searched everywhere but I can't find where he's going. I know he's going back to Chi-town, but what is Patrick going to be doing for a job? Is he still on Giant Bomb? Why can't anyone update his GB page?

#7 Posted by schizogony (974 posts) -

Good Lord, I mean, you people really took the first four points seriously? Like, really? I feel like in Star Trek where the Federation touches down on a less-developed planet, but they must adhere to the Prime Directive and not interfere in their technological evolution if the planet is not ready yet -- only this is regarding lists about video games and poking fun at unnecessary features that add up to a stack of nothing when it's the games that matters, but everyone on this board is wannabe enthusiast press so every single discussion about video games must be nothing less than a philosophical breakthrough.

#8 Posted by schizogony (974 posts) -

lol this thread

#9 Edited by schizogony (974 posts) -

5. 3G (how else are you going to find local Vita players in your immediate area?)

4. Web browser (check your emails, download account-locked game saves, update your Netflix queue)

3. Speaking of Netflix: $14.99 movie downloads on PSN (Sony Pictures fans worry not -- all three RE movies are available)

2. Second analog stick (suck it, Monster Hunter freaks)

1. The most incredible handheld games ever made -- and that's what really counts.

#10 Posted by schizogony (974 posts) -

Crap, I didn't play a single one of these.