sesquipedalophobe

Resident Evil 4. Booyakasha.

I never had a problem with Skyrim on the 360, except that the last patch replaced my swords with kittens and my arrows scream obscenities.

I know for a fact I watched certain movies as an obsession. 

• The Goonies
• The Land Before Time
• Donnie Darko
• Terminator 2
• Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
• Mary Poppins

I'm astounded by Skyrim and this thread. Heroin prices are astounding, too.

Ferrets. They are the most disgusting, freaky animals alive and should be exterminated.

I would have to be blindfolded to kiss my mother. She isn't even my type.

He's also a pimp. And pimps don't commit suicide.

Tape.

Call Microsoft and possibly become the gamer of the month.

I'm not gay or anything, but I want Joseph Gordon Levitt to marry me. Emma Stone has the face of a dalek.