I've wanted to buy a cheese burger for a long time now since it had been over 10 years since I last had one. So I decided to walk the epic journey to the nearest McDonalds as I reasoned it would also give me an opportunity to listen to this weeks giantbombcast. But by the time I brought it home, ready to dive into this wonderous food  it was cold and there was nothing I could do about it :( 
Fucking conservation of thermodynamics...
 
The good news is that I used this outing to buy a 'mountain dew'.  I do not live in America Land I have never had a mountain dew before but have heard so much about it on the podcast and in the forums. So in my mind I had hyped up this drink as some kind of legendary refreshment, unparalled by any other beverage. To my dispointment however it just turned out to be a a 7up with a little extra flavouring and caffine. 
 
So that was my day. 3 hours of walking for a cold burger and a crappy soft drink. The former I blame myself for but the latter is entirely Giantbomb's and the community's fault for hyping it up so much. So take responsibility for it!

i salute you 
 
nothing shouts 'DECENT MAN' more than someone sacrificing and suffering to get a good meal. <3

Where are you that the nearest place to get a hamburger is 1.5 hours by foot?

Literally just cooked 2 massive burgers in about 25mins prob an easy route if your in the middle of nowhere 

that was an epic story, but why didnt you just eat it there. 

A crappy soft drink? Too far, bro. TOO FAR.
 
Anyway, dude... McDonald's? Those hardly even qualify as burgers. I admire your efforts, but your choice was retarded.

As said, you should have eaten it there. As for mountain dew, it's disgusting and I have no idea why people buy it. It just tastes like flat pop with too much sugar in it.

Mountain Dew Energy or actual Mountain Dew? :b

Three hours for a burger, reasonable. Three hours for a McDonalds burger? MADNESS! 
 
Diet Mountain Dew is better by the way, less sweet.

I take all the responsibility for your epic 3 hour journey!
On a more "serious" note, I love taking strange and weird journeys with only the Bombcast to warm my fingers on the way.
Detours, long walks, bicycle rides for nothing, it's awesome!
 
Also, exercise is GOOD for you. So they say at least.

" A crappy soft drink? Too far, bro. TOO FAR.  Anyway, dude... McDonald's? Those hardly even qualify as burgers. I admire your efforts, but your choice was retarded. "

You earned that fucking burger

"I've wanted to buy a cheese burger for a long time now since it had been over 10 years since I last had one. So I decided to walk the epic journey to the nearest McDonalds as I reasoned it would also give me an opportunity to listen to this weeks giantbombcast. But by the time I brought it home, ready to dive into this wonderous food  it was cold and there was nothing I could do about it :(  Fucking conservation of thermodynamics... The good news is that I used this outing to buy a 'mountain dew'.  I do not live in America Land I have never had a mountain dew before but have heard so much about it on the podcast and in the forums. So in my mind I had hyped up this drink as some kind of legendary refreshment, unparalled by any other beverage. To my dispointment however it just turned out to be a a 7up with a little extra flavouring and caffine.   So that was my day. 3 hours of walking for a cold burger and a crappy soft drink. The former I blame myself for but the latter is entirely Giantbomb's and the community's fault for hyping it up so much. So take responsibility for it! "

Bravo sir.

• Eat the burger right away...
• 3 hour walks suck.
• Mountain Dew is alright.
• McDonalds is a poor choice for a burger after that long
• You should have just eaten the burger while you were there, or walking.
• Why didn't you?
• Where the hell do you live that its 3 hours to a Mcdonalds.

" You earned that fucking burger "

Gave you some exercise doing that. As much as you walked, the cheeseburger was probably already gone before you arrived home. = - P

" that was an epic story, but why didnt you just eat it there.  "

It's been asked before but I'll ask again....where do you live that the nearest McDonalds is an hour an a half away.

 @ShadowMountain: I admire your courage, but as someone who worked at a McDonald's for a year and a half, I could have told you that McDonald's cheeseburgers become cold and gross after about five minutes. I'm sorry you had to endure that horrific ordeal.
 
Also, yeah, Mountain Dew is just an okay soft drink. Nothing really special about it, other than the fact that's it's got tons of sugar and caffeine.

Wait, what? There are places that are 3 hours from a McDonalds?

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Well, at least you got some good exercise!

 @s7evn:@Funzzo:  @blacklabeldomm: 
I live in greater london (outskirts of lonodn) but its in a wierd part due to its location and layout (hard to explain but essentially I live in a community surrounded by a wood, then there is warehouses (john lewis warehoueses etc) and then the nearest town. The warehouses/industrial area and the wood is between my house and the nearest town hence the distance).
 
There used to be an awesome burger joint that I thought was still there but it had closed due to the economy so only McD's was left...

I rather eat a can of cold peas then walk 3 hours for a McDonalds hamburger, and I am allergic to peas my friend.

dang that sucks. you should have eaten it when you got it. i don't see why you would eat it when you got back from a 3 hour walk. i say maybe you should have gotten a car. 
 
mountain dew is the best soda there is. it taste great. you should try mountain dew baja blast at your nearest taco bell. it's only exclusive to taco bell which sucks man.

" @ShadowMountain:  Yeah UK dew i.e. 'Energy' is absolute crap in comparison to the American dew  Damn UK and no corn syrupz :( "

Ya know, you really could have eaten the burger right after purchasing it, huh? And just how far out "in the sticks" do you live that a McD's is that far away?There are on-line grocers that would MAIL food to you that fast!