By shatteringlast 0 Comments
My buddy just had a kid... well, his wife did. He just watched. Anyways, I texted him the other day asking how the family was doing, and he said, "Wife is tired, I'm tired, but the baby is great. She's so smart dude."
Huh? How? She's 5 fuckin' days old! Is she like, counting already?
"She follows people when they move around."
Oh neat. She's a feral animal then who sees something change in their environment and looks to see what's up.
I love my friend, but in the matter of a week, he turned into "that guy"!