Sideburnt

It feels like a spider crawled into my penis hole and started playing jazz music....

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  • Sideburnt tweeted
    It feels like a spider crawled into my penis hole and started playing jazz music....
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    Out playing Hee-Haw with the Fuck Around gang!
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    When life hands me lemons, I make a meringue.
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    RT @eggbirdTBA uzi is that Greek? http://t.co/Ut4W3wtrq7
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    Porsche #yolo http://t.co/q4MxuFOy
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    How the hell did I spend $25 on lunch. Effe you Wegmans!
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    Totally didn't know I had off today!
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    Ill give credit where its due, the Ravens did well. I totally think they didn't have a chance.
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    Lets call a spade a spade here, the "dance" that Ray Lewis does is pretty stupid.
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    In the meadow there was an immovable iron gate blocking a cavernous cave. #sworcery
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    Got headphones? Ready to begin? Press play & let's go. #sworcery
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    Our research indicates that social support networks will play a significant positive role in the outcome of S:S&S EP. #sworcery
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    Well, looks like we're all dead in five fucking minutes.....
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    Did New Jersey kill all the Mexicans? I haven't seen one fucking Taco Bell.
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    Well that was a fun ride to work.
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    Bustin' feels good!

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