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1. Batman: Arkham Asylum
Nanananananana, BEAT MAAAN. God that's cheap. Now I feel dirty. |
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2. Shadow Complex
Metroidvania? More like BeatroidPAINIA! |
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3. Dead Space
Gimme your D's, I'll trade you B and T... BEAT SPACE!!! |
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4. Alone in the Dark
High Punch Lovecraft! Flash knockout beating. |
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5. Fable II
I beat the fable, oooh.. but I did not control the dooog... That really doesn't work with the melody. |
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6. Lost Planet: Extreme Condition
Well I found it, and beat it. |
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7. Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4
I cast an allmighty beating on all of it. Physical damage to all with chance of COMPLETION BABY! |
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8. Bionic Commando
Swing, swang, swunged! My beating broke the english language! And the plot, judging by the ending. :O |
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9. inFAMOUS
A karma moment that lasted two playthroughs and all the way to a platinum trophy! Beat-i-ful! |
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10. Killzone 2
This beating was definitely realtime. |
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11. Halo Wars
Realtime strategy isn't normally my cup of tea but I made an exception to beat Covenant up with Spartans in plural. |
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12. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
The only GTA I ever beat. Does that make me a bad person, or just one who can't forgive sloppy mechanics even when there's a bajillion of them in one game? |
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13. JSRF: Jet Set Radio Future
Beat is in this one too. |
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14. Jet Grind Radio
A character in this game is called Beat. |
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15. LittleBigPlanet
I will beat you forever. <3 |
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16. Sonic Riders
I'm gonna beat you, with sonic spee-eeed! |
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17. Sonic Rush Adventure
Adventure bits can't bring you down, Sonic the Dimps developed Hedgehog! Beat! |
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18. Sonic Rush
Ah, Dimps my love, keep pitching and I'll keep slugging away, beating it out of the ballpark. |
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19. Sonic Advance 2
Didn't require a particularly advanced beating, curiously enough. |
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20. Sonic Advance
When this came out and wasn't developed by Sonic Team, who'd have thought Dimps would beat Sega at their own game? Then I beat theirs. |
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21. Sonic the Hedgehog
Deserves a number of different kinds of beatings, but I settled for the one. |
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22. Second Sight
Well look again, you're beat. |
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23. The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay
Escaped Butcher Bay only to face my beating. |
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24. The Suffering: Ties That Bind
I give these ties my seal of recommendation as they withstood the might of my thorough beating. |
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25. The Suffering
Hah, Torque knew nothing about suffering until I... you know... Yeah. |
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26. Kameo: Elements of Power
Added a beating to its elements of power. |
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27. Perfect Dark Zero
Futuristic disco beat. |
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28. Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas
A beating at the end of the rainbow. |
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29. Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Double Agent
Agent-le, double beating. |
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30. Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Beat some order into it. |
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31. Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow
No swat-turning away from this beating, mr Fisher! |
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32. Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell
Won't know what beat it. |
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33. Katamari Damacy
Rolled up a beating! |
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34. Gears of War 2
Bigger, better, beat. |
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35. Gears of War
Beating? You ARE TEH BEAT, SON! |
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36. Portal
Beat, but somehow still alive. |
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37. Yakuza
It fought back hard, but I beat it. |
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38. Yakuza 2
Beat this too, 3 hit combo of turn on, press buttons and watching credits! Wham! |
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39. Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga
Prolly the first RPG I liked through and through, beat aswell! Whack, whack, whenever it was my turn. Then eaten for atma. |
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40. Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
Thoroughly charted. And beat. |
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41. Tomb Raider: Underworld
Beat with Thor's hammer in adventurous frenzy. |
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42. Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Legend
"Legend" refers to the epic beating. |
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43. Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
Strategically approached and surrounded with no way of escaping a beating. |
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44. Devil May Cry
Devils may cry but you can't know for sure until you beat them. |
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45. Ninja Gaiden
Flipped out, so I beat it. |
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46. The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
First Zelda since 3 that I saw through to the end. Simon beats Master Sword. |
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47. Star Fox Adventures
Almost one of those that got away, but I caught up with it in 2008 and gave it a nice beating. |
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48. Sonic and the Secret Rings
It almost makes me feel bad to beat Sonic what with the abuse Sega put him through, but this one was good! Good beating is a nice change. |
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49. Resistance: Fall of Man
Well I beat man, then he fell. |
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50. Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Anniversary
Revamped classic gets revamped beating. It's like a whole new game! And beating! |