Man, I needed way more than 2 beers to sit through that movie.  Part of me is convinced that I pissed off my fiancee, and she's punishing me.  Honestly, I have no idea what I did, but the next time I do something wrong, I think I'll just give her money.

I'm pretty sure that I'm at least 10% more gay now.  At any rate, I'm going to start watching my Netflix queue a lot closer.  I've already taken precautionary measures and added Cobra, Commando, and Maximum Overdrive to the top of the queue.