• sl1ppyfist posted a message in the forum topic Yoshi's Real Name Is...T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas?. on the Yoshi board

    @sessh: That is clearly a taco.

  • sl1ppyfist posted a message on the post Giant Bombcast 08/05/2014.

    If at any point you take Dan Rykert's advice on food, you've fucked up.

  • sl1ppyfist posted a message in the forum topic Take-Two Delays Evolve Until February. on the Evolve board

    Thanks guys, that's a $64.57 I had on your game that I can now spend on something that will actually come out.I almost paid for that shit!February for this game is a fucking pipe dream.

  • sl1ppyfist posted a message on the post Unfinished: The Crew 07/22/2014.

    As someone who has been on top of Pike's Peak and can see it from my office window, I can safely say there's no giant satellite dish up there. =P

  • sl1ppyfist posted a message on the post Velvet Sundown Live!.

    If this game was populated by nothing but Vinnys, it would be the greatest game ever. Unfortunately, I bet it's mostly people asking if you want to see their dick.

  • sl1ppyfist posted a message on the post Escape Dead Island Begins Weaving a Larger Story.

    @ch3burashka: I'm speaking as a gamer that traded last gen consoles for next gen and am getting screwed by having games I'd like to play come out on inferior hardware. I understand we're in a transit...

  • sl1ppyfist posted a message on the post John Cena Is Sad.

    @sgtpierceface: I don't watch wrastlin', but somehow, I'm okay with that.

  • sl1ppyfist posted a message on the post Escape Dead Island Begins Weaving a Larger Story.

    Hey! Another game for last gen! GO FUCK YOURSELVES!

  • sl1ppyfist posted a message on the post Quick Look: WildStar.

    Human Warrior....way to be adventurous, Brad. >.<

  • sl1ppyfist posted a message on the post Quick Look: Tesla Effect.

    I was thinking "Why do I like this tutorial so much?" TOM FUCKING SERVO!!!!

  • sl1ppyfist posted a message on the post Giant Bombcast 05/06/2014.

    Don't pull your thang out, unless you plan to bang.

  • sl1ppyfist posted a message on the post I Dunno, Let's Play Hearthstone? 04/22/2014.

    @budwyzer: I always seem to run out of cards in my hand. I'm sure I'm playing wrong