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Who Gave Robots to the God Damned Terrorists? 0
Anyone who can tell me why this picture is relevant will get a prize to be named later. Put in strictly technical terms, Front Mission 3 is a Japanese ass strategy RPG. It's a late Playstation era, grid-based mech combat game by Square Software that's stuffed to the brim with stock characters and lasts over forty hours. All the check marks are here. I've been playing it during five weeks of a PSOne play and review binge that you can check out by exploring my more recent user reviews. Despite it'...
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A Monstrous Resurrection 3
Anyone who can tell me why this picture is relevant will get a prize to be named later.REVIEWERS NOTE: After some intense research (clicking on the Castlevania Chronicles wiki page), it has been determined that this was not originally a PSOne game. I, however, stand by my point that this game looks terrible compared to a lot of games that were also released on SONY's original system.This is my fourth review in as many weeks. I can honestly say this pace is brutally difficult to keep up. After Sy...
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Above and Beyond the Call of Duty 4
Anyone who can tell me why this picture is relevant will get a prize to be named later.World War II defined my middle school experience in a way that I'm not entirely comfortable admitting. Sure, 70 million people died in a half decade, but there were so many pieces of media that made that period in history seem cool. I could recite every line in Band of Brothers, The History Channel might as well have been called The Hitler Channel, and Saving Private Ryan… well actually, that one gave m...
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Crash and Burn 2
Anyone who can tell me why this picture is relevant will get a prize to be named later.Crash Bandicoot haunts me in my dreams. Seriously, I have nightmares so intense that I wake up in a cold sweat with the taunting gibberish of Aku Aku still ringing in my ears. As a child, my friends and I loved to play this game. I was wrong. We were so wrong. The only story in Crash Bandicoot plays out during the opening cutscene. Dr. Neo Cortex runs a burgeoning research laboratory with his longtime friend a...
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Classical Symphony 0
Anyone who can tell me why this picture is relevant will get a prize to be named later.If you could only play one Castlevania game, which one would it be? Chances are you picked Symphony of the Night. As good as many of the Castlevania games have been, none are as important or influential as the series' flagship PSOne entry. The next question is about how well Symphony stands for itself after nearly twenty years of games that have lived by the formula it helped perfect. The answer: it still hol...
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A Comfortable But Shallow Experience 0
Editorial Note: Half way through playing this game, I decided not to finish reviewing it. I was just too bored. Take that for what it's worth.Resident Evil Revelations 2 is Capcom's latest attempt to disappoint fans of Resident Evil 4. For years, they've been running their classic formula through a sieve and collecting all the mud that comes through the bottom instead of the gold nuggets lying on top. What can be taken away from Resident Evil Revelations 2's first episode is that even when you p...
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A Fundementally Excellent Singleplayer Shooter 0
Wolfenstein: The New Order is the best shooter to come out in some time. All indications say that it’s a game from a smart new studio that knows well it won’t beat Call of Duty or Halo in a “let’s make things blow up bigger” arms race. They’ve made a singleplayer focused shooter that takes it’s time and also one that’s hard not to fall in love with.Before I convince you to love The New Order, let me ask you something. Do you even care about the Wol...
1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
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