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#1 Posted by smitty86 (708 posts) -

Coming from a person who enjoys just eating slices of bread and will regularly eat the crust off first, hell fucking no. Save that heel to the end and then eat that too.

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#2 Posted by smitty86 (708 posts) -

Not sure if he would be old enough to be embarrassed by it but why not just go full out and treat it like it is a super bowl or something. Put on some face paint and some giant signs. Or, go the college basketball route and print out a giant cardboard sign of his head.

I'm no parent but I'd bet you don't get many chances to share these moments, so way not make the most out of them.

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#3 Posted by smitty86 (708 posts) -

Will Patrick have the exclusive birthday scoops on his own birthday?

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#4 Posted by smitty86 (708 posts) -

I would also like to say that I too am from Chicago and as such, I would like it if OP did not try to represent Chicago in anyway. Especially in such an ignorant and moronic fashion. Thank you.

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#5 Posted by smitty86 (708 posts) -

As a black man, I'm waiting for the moment when we all can look like Morgan Freeman. Only then will progress be made.

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#6 Posted by smitty86 (708 posts) -

It only took one look at 1st page of almost a 1000 comments to know I don't want to touch this shit throwing fest. I will question why no men were asked anything about it. Just b/c it would be "sexist" doesn't mean men can't comment on it. But whatever. You all may resume yelling at crazy people over the internet.

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#7 Edited by smitty86 (708 posts) -

I won't be here for when the article goes up but all these f-ing comments just made this whole thing much more confusing. Are people more upset that this was a torso or that is was a female torso? The former sounds pretty meh but the latter sounds crazy.

Either way, looks like GiantBomb is getting ready for a good old fashioned yell off. GET YOUR POPCORN EATING GIFS READY PEOPLE!

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#8 Posted by smitty86 (708 posts) -

"Next up is the fantastic Homefront franchise. Let's say we start the bidding at $500k!"

*Crytek rep scratches nose*

"That's $500k for the man in the back there!"

Fuck......

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#9 Posted by smitty86 (708 posts) -

I need demand, someone make some giant hurricane balls and use it in some crazy ass art exhibition.

Also check out his all white house interior. That guy is a boss.

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#10 Posted by smitty86 (708 posts) -

I find interesting the contrast between the apparent acceptance of the attaching of Walking Dead for its various bugs and glitches and the lack of attacking of Skyrim last year. Didn't stop that game from being GOTY for people even though it was practically unplayable on the Ps3.