@Bourbon_Warrior: This is quite literally a nightmare I had, minus the house sized spider that caught me on his invisible web that spanned from a massive tree next to my house, and my god damn house. To which the gigantic spider crawled towards me, and then I got a look at its mouth, and then I woke up. Mainly from falling off of my bed. Now if you don't mind, I am going to kill every bug I see.
In closing, fuck Australia forever.