I came to the other Gears pretty late so after trying out the MP and getting almost zero fun out of it I moved on, the getting killed a lot did not bother me in the slightest it just never clicked. I really want to like it as it looks a lot of fun but I just think the barrier is a little high for me these days as I can't commit hours to getting good at it.
Given that you're asking for obscure drinks rather than searching for flavor, I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that you are not a sophisticated drinker. Presumably, your peers are on a similar level. As such, just combine ingredients and make up a pretentious/wacky name. Those who place a premium on the obscurity of their libations tend not to notice; they just want to get drunk while feeling hip.
HAHA chill out man, it's a party and making cocktails is fun