Games That Pissed Me Off
A LIST OF GAMES THAT MADE ME SO ANGRY I NEVER WANT TO PLAY THEM AGAIN.
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1. Indigo Prophecy
I gave this game a chance. A big, fat chance, but it took my good faith and flushed it down the toilet with it's ridiculous, button-mashing gameplay. Part of me wants to go back and finish the compelling story, but an even bigger part of me never wants to do that horrible guitar part again. If playing the guitar was that horribly boring in real life, rock music would only be for idiot savants and people with asperger syndrome.
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2. Far Cry 2
Absolute, complete, utter rubbish. This game is the perfect example of a game made to benchmark systems and look pretty in a store. It does look pretty, but it's boring and meaningless. The only thing you can do in this game is unlock some weapons in a shop that amounts to a computer terminal. 4 out of 5 for presentation, 0 out of 5 for duller than a dirty spoon. I want my money back.
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3. Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
I beat this game, but only to see what happens. I will never again play this atrocious Star Wars title due to it terrible controls. There is simply no good way to control your character. The only way to beat this game is to learn the limitations of the hit detection, and then use the horribly flawed controls to your own advantage. This works, but it is decidedly un-fun, and the game became tedious and made me angry. Boo Force Unleashed, you suck!
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4. Quake III: Arena
The first time I played this game, and I realized that it was only a multi-player arena game was one of the most depressing gaming-moments of my life. I was so excited to play a new Quake game, with awesome new graphics, and all I got was some retarded, cluster-fuck crowded, online deathmatch game. Those kind of multi-player things are supposed to be fan-created value-adds, NOT the game that you have to spend money on. Boy, was I pissed off when I bought that game.
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5. Loom
Who would have though I wouldn't like an adventure game about magical, string-spinning mystics? I would have, if I stopped to think about it before I payed good money. In those days, I thought everything that Lucasarts made would be good, so I didn't think twice before buying another one. But that was like 1988 or something, and full-price for a PC game was awful steep for a kid. Bottom line, lamest premise for an adventure game ever.
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6. The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
I actually like this game, so it's inclusion in this list requires some explanation. I also finished this game, both the remake of Butcher Bay, and the Dark Athena episode. The reason it's here is because it did, indeed, make me very angry and I will never play it again. I found the hit detection to be horribly enemy-biased, and the enemy AI cheats like crazy. They can see, and shoot through walls, you can rarely shoot at all. The punishing difficulty of this game would only be acceptable if there were not so many bugs. Goodbye Riddick, never again.
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