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My Enemies

These are people that once I create my super-hero persona, I'm going to fight!

List items

1. Uwe Boll

He gives a bad name to video games by making the worst movies ever, that happen to be adaptations. I challenge you to a boxing match!
2. Cliff Bleszinski

Arrogant people are high on this list, such as whiny ole' Clifford here.
3. The Red Mist

How dare he betray Kick-Ass, one of my greatest allies!? Wait 'til I get a load/hold of you!
4. Tofu

I will not eat you you meat wan'obe!
5. Vamp

Son of a bitch, why won't you die? I'll be sure to pack my nanomachines when I destroy you!
6. Revolver Ocelot

This guy has been in every Metal Gear game (almost) and he's seriously annoying. Spin your revolver, I don't care, I'll rip your ponytail off!
7. Harry Flynn

Traitors are among the list, and you have royally pissed me off you English bastard!
8. Master Chief

Sorry Chief, I used to not mind your overratedness, until Halo 3 came out, then it got personal!
9. Sergeant Major Avery Junior Johnson

Shut up! You're not as good as you ramble on about in every game you star in! "Too many Brutes, even for me."
10. Glukkon

All of you corporate bastards like money way too much! Let Abe's people go!
11. Heihachi Mishima

You and your funny hair, effed up family, and diaper. You make me sick!
12. Batman

Like Chief, I used to not mine all of your undeserved attention, but Dark Knight is what I just could not stand!
13. Robin

And your gay ten-year-old sidekick!
14. Liquid Snake

You manage to annoy me in games you're not even in! Solid Snake's better, just face it!
15. Gabriel Roman

I hate you and your shooting of Sully! Your lucky that you weren't there when I turned around, or I would have killed you and Navarro.
16. Atoq Navarro

You traitor! I will make you eat a grenade!
17. Jason Fleming

My God!? And I thought that I wanted to be Nathan Drake? You're an easy opponent!
18. Ocelot Unit

All of you, I will CQC you all!
19. Gnasty Gnorc

If I were to call you ugly, would you be mad enough to turn me to stone?
20. Colonel Volgin

You gay torturer! Die!
21. Rika Raja

You steal from Nathan Drake, you're asking for it!
22. Zoran Lazarevic

How'd that sap taste? It looked delicious! But that's beside the point. You're ugly!
23. Lara Croft

In a story I read, you were Lazarevic's husband! Nathan Drake beat you up after you killed Elena, but then you summoned a chopper on him and killed him. Good thing that never happened, or else I'd get you tomorrow.
24. Green Goblin

Spider-Man told me that you suck! I believe him.
25. The Comedian

You're annoying, I hate you, you rape women! You deserve nothing more than torture, and death!
26. Solidus Snake

You brainwash children into fighting wars, not even in a good way like Big Daddy, you should be ashamed!
27. Cunningham

You may know by now, but a lot of torturers are on this list, because they are cowards for the most part. This guy almost suicide-bombed Big Boss because he was destroyed in a fight!
28. Marcus Fenix

You with your unrealistic buffness, terrible one-liners, and cool voice actor must pay for being associated with Clifford!
29. Halo 3

You ruined the whole series for me! You're just Halo 2 with barely improved graphics, worse story, and bad gameplay.
30. Unreal Engine 3

You simply are overused, and not all that good!
31. Emile Dufraisne

TERRORIST! Bombing New York, and LA is not helping America in any way AT ALL!
32. Carson Moss

Every time I play your level, I save right before killing you, and rekill you over and over. You arrogant prick!
33. Jamie Washington

I'm adding all of my Splinter Cell enemies if you can't tell, and this dorky queer annoys the hell out of me. I swear, I killed him in the prison multiple times!
34. Jack of Blades

I'll throw your gay hockey mask into Mt. Doom you homo.
35. Bill Gates

You rich bastard! Why must Micro$oft rip everyone off if they're one of the richest companies in existence!?
36. Microsoft Studios

Not just the game studios, the whole company! Rip offs!
37. Call of Duty

You're worst than Halo in overrating! That's sad.
38. Nazis

Not Jewish, but this whole thing's just wrong!
39. Space Nazis

THEY'RE IN SPACE TOO!?
40. Professor Pester

He broke all of my freakin' Pinatas.

4 Comments First to Last Latest

Posted by IneptGoldfish - August 09, 2010 at 9:01 PM

Nice list. x) Really funny stuff.

Posted by DrivingBj - August 14, 2010 at 2:11 PM

Freakin' hilarious.

Posted by habster3 - September 26, 2010 at 11:21 AM

@IneptGoldfish said:

"Nice list. x) Really funny stuff. "

@DrivingBj said:

"Freakin' hilarious. "

Posted by TheJoker138 - November 30, 2010 at 9:50 AM

Anyone who doesn't like The Dark Knight should be taken out into a field and shot, twice, in the back of the head, because they're nothing but human garbage.

Use your keyboard!

ESC

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