Absurd Video Game Commercials

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  1. We Dare

  <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="500" height="311" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/liy-hy5RPYw?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> <center> Rated 'PG'.

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  2. ChuChu Rocket!

  <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="500" height="405" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ga62uiXbEjI?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> <center> A bit violent, but disturbingly catchy.

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  3. Top Spin 4

  <iframe width="500" height="311" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qjX0eAOwHcE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> <center> Uh Uh Uh Uh indeed. Wait...what?

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  4. The Legend of Zelda

  <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="500" height="405" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Torg4VAtUhc?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> <center>I sincerely wish more video game commercials involved spontaneous interpretive dancing.

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  5. The Legend of Zelda

  <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="500" height="405" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/69_l1oZ2b2M?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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  6. Ice Hockey

  <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="500" height="405" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lROb1vWNiig?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> <center> Phil Hartman's excitement goes up to 11.

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  7. Shaq Fu

  <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="500" height="405" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JSuqIMUB6mg?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> <center>Yeah, I don't know what's going on here either.

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  8. Game Boy Advance

  <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="500" height="405" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/wvmnRLFYIIU?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> <center>First Nintendo...

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  9. PlayStation Portable

  <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="500" height="405" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fcRIKoUgHxY?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> <center>...then Sony. I hope someday they realize that 'handheld' isn't supposed to be a double entendre.

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  10. PlayStation 3

  <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="500" height="405" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gqkNPcUMffU?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> <center>2001 meets Chucky meets $600 from your wallet!

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  11. PlayStation 3

  <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="500" height="311" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZJRbf76jXHE?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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  12. PlayStation 2

  <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="500" height="405" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ie7oDMY1aCQ?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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  13. BattleTanx

  <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="500" height="405" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PXpmE2jx1_0?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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  14. Resident Evil 4

  <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="500" height="405" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HEVCW8oMN5M?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> <center> See, stereotypes aren't always true. Zombies really do care about their children.

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  15. Juiced

  <div style="width:500px; text-align:center"><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="500" height="319" src="http://gamevideos.1up.com/swf/gamevideos12.swf?embedded=1&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;autoplay=0&amp;src=http://gamevideos.1up.com/do/videoListXML?id=5785&adPlay=true" align="middle"></embed><a href="http://gamevideos.1up.com/video/id/5785" target="_blank">Juiced &#039;Naked&#039; commercial</a></div> <center> <center>They are tricking out a sports car while inside a sports car. Xzibit would be so proud.