ESRB Description Histrionics

Along with their usual ratings, ESRB publishes extensive descriptions to warn parents against specific content in a game. When spoken aloud, these lurid details often lead to unintentional hilarity.

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Posted by sagesebas

great list dduer

Posted by LordAndrew

I keep forgetting to try attaching a steak to a baby to attract lions. Thanks for the reminder. :)

Posted by ahoodedfigure

We should blind all babies so that they don't see their mothers' breasts.  They'll thank us later, assuming they survive.

Posted by Hailinel

I truly wonder what goes through the minds of the people that are actually paid to write these descriptions.

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Posted by Kyreo

This is pretty great!

Posted by Ramone

This is taken (haha) from the BBFC's guidelines for the film Taken

'In addition, the film also contains a crunchy scene where a man is shown to be hit forcefully by a truck'

Got to love those crunchy scenes