Spikey

The moment sort of lost its impact for me because on my first playthrough my friend decided to enter my name as "Hugh G. Rection."

They should call it the GabeCube.

That's no stranger than Bioware making a Sonic the Hedgehog RPG. (Hopefully this will be better than that was.)

Kirby is largely a solo experience.  Except for Kirby's Super Star.

And Kirby's Dream Land 3.

And Kirby and the Amazing Mirror.

And Kirby's Epic Yarn.

And...

Frankly, Home just isn't that interesting.

You need to have your Mario license revoked.  That "oversized koopa kid" was clearly Boom-Boom.

We named our new console after the sound a police car makes.

I assume that the article means to say that Origin will be the only place to get The Old Republic.  Knights of the Old Republic is still available on Steam.

Dibs on Colossus!