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An experience that is like nothing else. (X360)
Mass Effect should be legendary.  It could have been remembered for years to come as a pinnacle of video gaming.  It could have been revolutionary.  Sadly, though, it ends up tripping over its own potential by effectively ruining its own immersion.So what's so legendary about Mass Effect?  Well, first of ...
Reviewed by Splitterguy on Dec. 23, 2008
Soulless Crap, more like. (X360)
Who is this game for?  I wondered this the entire time I played it.  The game feels like it wants to be both accessible to newcomers, while simultaneously trying to be up there in the ranks of games like Street Fighter or Tekken.  This game doesn't come close to either.The ...
Reviewed by Splitterguy on Dec. 4, 2008
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Maybe not as"filled with fun" as it could have been. (X360)
Viva Pinata opens with a sickeningly catchy theme song that wouldn't be out of place in a Nickelodeon Saturday morning cartoon series.  A pre-schooler's one.  It even comes with a "why not to talk to people you don't know on the internet" video in the main menu.  Despite this, the ...
Reviewed by Splitterguy on Nov. 13, 2008
The worst WW2 game in recent memory. (WII)
A few years ago, my friend and I would get into arguments about which was better: Call of Duty, or Medal of Honor.  The both of us had only ever had the ability to play the PS2 versions of both games.  No matter what was said, it always came down ...
Reviewed by Splitterguy on Oct. 27, 2008
Haunting. (X360)
    Condemned: Criminal Origins is quite possibly the scariest game ever developed.  This might seem crazy...Condemned is scarier than Silent Hill, Resident Evil, or Clock Tower?  Hell yeah it is.  Scarier than those games combined.    The game opens with our hero, Ethan Thomas, investigating a crime in a condemned building ...
Reviewed by Splitterguy on Aug. 18, 2008