Splodge's forum posts

#1 Posted by Splodge (2032 posts) -

A squad of duders in white coats will arrive at your home in five minutes.

They will take you to an undisclosed location where you will be fed, watered, and forced to play video games for eight weeks.

In that time you are expected to master the art of e-sports.

Upon your release I shall fully own all rights pertaining to your experiences and shall produce a movie about your journey.

You will be paid 8 million british pounds.

See you in eight weeks.

#2 Posted by Splodge (2032 posts) -

My name is Boyle. I love clubs and drugs and club drugs.

I have a line on some clubbed drugs. Drugs but they are clubbed. Think about it. I'll adopt that kid if you like but think about it and get back to me.

#3 Posted by Splodge (2032 posts) -

@splodge said:

You just don't agree with his plans for a nightclub. That's fine. It would be a cool club though. Just think about it and get back to me.

OK, Boyle. These blueprints are just crowds of jumbled-up stick figures with the word "ECSTASY" scrawled across the top of each page, but I'll take a look at them.

Have you ever been to a nightclub? That sounds like the best nightclub ever.

#4 Posted by Splodge (2032 posts) -

You just don't agree with his plans for a nightclub. That's fine. It would be a cool club though. Just think about it and get back to me.

#5 Edited by Splodge (2032 posts) -

You're a Destiny apologist.

#6 Edited by Splodge (2032 posts) -

I love this style of promotion. Its anti-hype.

#7 Posted by Splodge (2032 posts) -

A nice fancy bottle of Tullamore Dew whiskey, a warm jacket and a new hat.

#8 Posted by Splodge (2032 posts) -

@quantris: darn tootin. Personally, I have always found dan's reviews quite insightful and I am entirely unsure what OP thinks he is gong to gain a better understanding of by asking him some question vaguely (?) related to sexism that may or may not be to do with something he said once versus something he said recently. Is the question "Are you a hypocrite"? Because the answer is definitely yes, the same answer as if it was asked of anyone who consumes oxygen on a daily basis. The man drew a record amount of penises on a UPF recently, to great comedic effect. What is it that OP wants from him? Isn't that enough? WHAT IS THE FUCKING QUESTION?!?

I think its something to do with duck sized bayonettas and john cena sized mac and cheese.

#9 Posted by Splodge (2032 posts) -

I sent jeff a message with a photo of a pizza made of fries once and he told me it was gross.

Dan will probably reply.

#10 Edited by Splodge (2032 posts) -

The Flumpf