A squad of duders in white coats will arrive at your home in five minutes.
They will take you to an undisclosed location where you will be fed, watered, and forced to play video games for eight weeks.
In that time you are expected to master the art of e-sports.
Upon your release I shall fully own all rights pertaining to your experiences and shall produce a movie about your journey.
You will be paid 8 million british pounds.
See you in eight weeks.