A trailer for the Japanese Ace Attorney movie was recently released into the world. Here, let me get that for you.
Wow. Now, if you've played the first Ace Attorney game, you'll probably notice how closely the costumes and settings resemble those in the game. Pretty faithful to the source material from what we've been shown so far. The only hiccup (besides maybe how goofy this stuff looks in real life) is that we Americans had an American version of Ace Attorney that took place in America with Americans, and these actors don't look American or talk American at all. If we're going to get an almost definitely terrible Ace Attorney movie released in the U.S. of A, we're gonna have to Hollywood this puppy up. So join me friends, as we take a look at the cast of the upcoming Hollywood blockbuster, Mr. Wright: I am the Law (working title).
Phoenix Wright - Zachary Levi
Maya Fey - Selena Gomez
Mia Fey - Jennifer Love Hewitt
Larry Butz - Neil Patrick Harris
Miles Edgeworth - Cillian Murphy
Dick Gumshoe - Chris Pratt
Judge - John Goodman
Manfred von Karma - Powers Boothe
There are more characters, of course. Your Wendy Oldbags, your Lotta Harts, what have you. But I think we've got a good base to work with here. So what do you think? Why are my choices dumb?