SquirrelGOD's forum posts

#1 Posted by SquirrelGOD (506 posts) -

Jim Ross has officially signed on to do the commentary for Global Force Wrestling's presentation of New Japan's Wrestle Kingdom 9! This could be awesome!

#2 Edited by SquirrelGOD (506 posts) -

WWE Tag Team Champions Gold & Stardust vs. The Usos - WWE Tag Team Championship Match

  • Winner (2 pts): Gold and Stardust
  • Method of Victory (2 pts): Pinfall
  • Person who gets the win (1 pt): Stardust
  • Person who takes the fall (1 pt): Jimmy Uso

Intercontinental Champion Dolph Ziggler vs. Cesaro - 2-out-of-3 Falls Match for the Intercontinental Championship

  • Winner (2 pts): Cesaro
  • Winner of fall 1 (1 pt): Cesaro
  • Method of victory of fall 1 (1 pt): Pin
  • Winner of fall 2 (1 pt): Dolph Ziggler
  • Method of victory of fall 2 (1 pt): Pin
  • Winner of fall 3 (if necessary) (1 pt): Cesaro
  • Method of victory of fall 3 (if necessary) (1 pt): Pin

Brie Bella vs. Nikki Bella - Loser must Become Winner's Personal Assistant for 30 Days

  • Winner (2 pts): Nikki Bella
  • Method of victory (2 pts): Pin
  • Does JJ Bella Garcia get involved in the match? (2 pts): Who? Fuck no.

United States Champion Sheamus vs. The Miz - United States Championship Match

  • Winner (2 pts): The Miz
  • Method of victory (2 pts): Submission
  • Does Damien Mizdow get involved in the match? (2 pts): Yes

Divas Champion AJ Lee vs. Paige - Divas Championship Match

  • Winner (2 pts): Paige
  • Method of victory (2 pts): Submission
  • Does Alicia Fox get involved in the match? (2 pts): No

Big Show vs. Rusev

  • Winner (2 pts): Rusev
  • Method of victory (2 pts): Submission
  • Does Mark Henry get involved in the match? (2 pts): No

John Cena vs. Randy Orton - Hell in a Cell Match Where the Winner Will Get A WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match Against Brock Lesnar

  • Winner (2 pts): Randy Orton
  • Method of victory (2 pts): Pin

Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins - Hell in a Cell Match

  • Winner (2 pts): Dean Ambrose
  • Method of victory (2 pts): Pin

Bonus Question: What match main events Hell in a Cell? (4 pts): Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins

#3 Posted by SquirrelGOD (506 posts) -

There is no magic cure to people being assholes on the internet. Want to help? Don't be a dick. That's how you can do your part. As for this harassment stuff? It's not going away, unfortunately, until certain aspects of internet anonymity are changed.

#4 Edited by SquirrelGOD (506 posts) -

Divas Champion Paige vs. Nikki Bella vs. AJ Lee - Triple Threat Match for the Divas Championship

Winner (2 pts): AJ Lee

Method of victory (2 pts):Pinfall

Person who takes the fall (2 pts): Nikki

Does Brie Bella interfere in the match? (2 pts): Yup

United States Champion Sheamus vs. Cesaro - United States Championship Match

Winner (2 pts): Cesaro

Method of victory (2 pts): Pinfall

Mark Henry vs. Rusev

Winner (2 pts): Rusev

Method of victory (2 pts): Submission

Does Henry get a special USA entrance (video screen graphics don't count)? (2 pts): No

WWE Tag Team Champions The Usos vs. Gold and Stardust - Tag Team Match for the WWE Tag Team Championship

Winner (2 pts): Gold and Stardust

Method of victory (2 pts): Pinfall

Person who gets the fall (1 pt): Stardust

Person who takes the fall (1 pt): Jey Uso

Intercontinental Champion Dolph Ziggler vs. The Miz - Intercontinental Championship Match

Winner (2 pts): Dolph Ziggler!

Method of victory (2 pts): Pinfall

Does Damien Mizdow get involved in the match? (2 pts): Yes

Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton

Winner (2 pts): Randy Orton

Method of victory (2 pts): Pinfall

Does Orton punt Jericho's head off? (2 pts): Yes

Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins

Does Dean Ambrose return? (2 pts): Yes

WWE World Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena - WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match

Winner (2 pts): THE BEAST INCARNATE. THE "ONE" IN TWENTY-ON AND ONE. BRAWWWWWWK LESNAAAAARR!

Method of victory (2 pts): Ref ends the match saying that Cena cannot continue

Does Seth Rollins cash-in? (2 pts): Nope

Is a stipulation added? (2 pts): No

#5 Posted by SquirrelGOD (506 posts) -

Also the Mick Foley episode of the Monday Night Wars is quite good, even if it is a lot of stories that were already told.

I'm watching Monday Night Wars as they come out with my roommate who hasn't watched any sort of wrestling since about 2002. It's been a lot of fun seeing his reaction to shit. The best moment was him seeming genuinely upset that WCW spoiled the results of Foley's world title match. It's been great getting his thoughts on how cutthroat things got.

#6 Edited by SquirrelGOD (506 posts) -

Eternal bucket bonking.

@meatball said:

That man is glorious.

#7 Posted by SquirrelGOD (506 posts) -

Dan and Jeff should ER an anime wrestling game.

...Such a thing exists?

#8 Edited by SquirrelGOD (506 posts) -

@ajamafalous: I already have a pro rare Zack Ryder. I can only allow myself to have one ironically powerful wrestler in my deck.

#9 Edited by SquirrelGOD (506 posts) -

HOLY SHIT! I'm the King of the Ring!

I bet my reward is totally going to be awesome! Like, an epic Bray Wyatt! Or a legendary Sami Zayn! Or...

MOTHERFUCKER!

#10 Posted by SquirrelGOD (506 posts) -

I see a few people saying Lesnar is going to win and there is not going to be a cash-in: what gives? Lesnar isn't full time so what is he going to do with the titles? Throw them on the floor when he leaves?

Dude...imagine it. Every Monday night for about a month, Paul Heyman comes out with the belts on HIS shoulders talking about how incredible Brock is.