SquirrelGOD's forum posts

#1 Edited by SquirrelGOD (501 posts) -

Eternal bucket bonking.

@meatball said:

That man is glorious.

#2 Posted by SquirrelGOD (501 posts) -

Dan and Jeff should ER an anime wrestling game.

...Such a thing exists?

#3 Edited by SquirrelGOD (501 posts) -

@ajamafalous: I already have a pro rare Zack Ryder. I can only allow myself to have one ironically powerful wrestler in my deck.

#4 Edited by SquirrelGOD (501 posts) -

HOLY SHIT! I'm the King of the Ring!

I bet my reward is totally going to be awesome! Like, an epic Bray Wyatt! Or a legendary Sami Zayn! Or...

MOTHERFUCKER!

#5 Posted by SquirrelGOD (501 posts) -

I see a few people saying Lesnar is going to win and there is not going to be a cash-in: what gives? Lesnar isn't full time so what is he going to do with the titles? Throw them on the floor when he leaves?

Dude...imagine it. Every Monday night for about a month, Paul Heyman comes out with the belts on HIS shoulders talking about how incredible Brock is.

#6 Posted by SquirrelGOD (501 posts) -

Rob Van Dam vs. Cesaro - SummerSlam Kickoff Singles Match

Winner (2 pts): Cesaro

Method of victory (2 pts): Pinfall

Intercontinental Champion The Miz vs. Dolph Ziggler - Intercontinental Championship Match

Winner (2 pts):Dolph Ziggler

Method of victory (2 pts): Pinfall

Chris Jericho vs. Bray Wyatt - Singles Match with Erick Rowan and Luke Harper Banned at Ringside

Winner (2 pts):Bray Wyatt

Method of victory (2 pts): Pinfall

Jack Swagger vs. Rusev - Flag Match

Winner (2 pts): Rusev

Method of victory (2 pts): Raises the glorious Russian flag after crushing Swagger to the point of unconsciousness.

Divas Champion AJ Lee vs. Paige - Divas Championship Match

Winner (2 pts): Paige

Method of victory (2 pts): Submission

Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins - Lumberjack Match

Winner (2 pts): Dean Ambrose

Method of victory (2 pts): Pinfall

Will the briefcase be put on the line? (2 pts): No

Roman Reigns vs. Randy Orton - Singles Match

Winner (2 pts): Roman Reigns

Method of victory (2 pts):Pinfall

Brie Bella vs. Stephanie McMahon - Singles Match

Winner (2 pts): Stephanie McMahon

Method of victory (2 pts): Pinfall

Does Nikki turn on her sister? (2 pts): You fucking know it.

WWE World Heavyweight Champion John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar - Singles Match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship

Winner (2 pts): Paul Heyman's client: BRAWWWWWK LESNAR!

Method of victory (2 pts): Pinfall

Does a No-DQ style stipulation get added? (2 pts): No

Does Seth Rollins Cash-in? (2 pts): No

#7 Posted by SquirrelGOD (501 posts) -

Picked up the Heyman Blu-Ray. It's amazing! Cannot recommend it enough to the people who like these wrasslin' documentaries.

#8 Posted by SquirrelGOD (501 posts) -
#9 Posted by SquirrelGOD (501 posts) -

In his farewell tonight, Kevin Steen announced that he was going to Mexico to help El Generico look after orphans. Such a bummer. Was really hoping he'd join the WWE. Oh, well. Anyways, I look forward to seeing a new big guy wearing a luchador mask starting in NXT in the next few months.

#10 Posted by SquirrelGOD (501 posts) -

@hunterzolomon: Kenta does not look happy to be there, it's great.

That's because Vince just asked him "SO! You wanna be a ninja or a sumurai? Either way, yer gonna carry a sword to the ring! You little oriental people love that kind of thing!"