SquirrelGOD's forum posts

#2 Posted by SquirrelGOD (517 posts) -

It used to be that Jeff, Brad, or someone else would say "Heh, I should make a video of that." or, someone would say something and someone would chime in "Sounds like Premium Content!", and then we'd never hear about it again. Sometimes, something would sound like a cool idea, so people would keep bugging the guys about it to the point where they'd say "Well, now I just don't really want to do it, so drop it."

Then, there's Dan.

If Dan gets an idea in his head about something he wants to do...MOTHERFUCKER GETS IT DONE. Wants to ride a rollercoaster while playing Mario? Done. Wants to drag the guys through the nightmarish hellscape of Mario Party? Done. Wants to see Drew experience the entire Metal Gear series? Done.

Don't get upset or annoyed about Dan doing too much. Be upset or annoyed by the others not having his drive.

#3 Posted by SquirrelGOD (517 posts) -

Ugh. Hiring a straight, white male. REAL bold, Kotaku!

Jokes aside, I wish Kleptok the best of luck in his future. I really don't go to Kotaku (Gawker stuff has bugged me for the last few years), and I doubt I'll start now, but they hired themselves a damn fine writer, and I hope they put him to good use!

#4 Posted by SquirrelGOD (517 posts) -

Jim Ross has officially signed on to do the commentary for Global Force Wrestling's presentation of New Japan's Wrestle Kingdom 9! This could be awesome!

#5 Edited by SquirrelGOD (517 posts) -

WWE Tag Team Champions Gold & Stardust vs. The Usos - WWE Tag Team Championship Match

  • Winner (2 pts): Gold and Stardust
  • Method of Victory (2 pts): Pinfall
  • Person who gets the win (1 pt): Stardust
  • Person who takes the fall (1 pt): Jimmy Uso

Intercontinental Champion Dolph Ziggler vs. Cesaro - 2-out-of-3 Falls Match for the Intercontinental Championship

  • Winner (2 pts): Cesaro
  • Winner of fall 1 (1 pt): Cesaro
  • Method of victory of fall 1 (1 pt): Pin
  • Winner of fall 2 (1 pt): Dolph Ziggler
  • Method of victory of fall 2 (1 pt): Pin
  • Winner of fall 3 (if necessary) (1 pt): Cesaro
  • Method of victory of fall 3 (if necessary) (1 pt): Pin

Brie Bella vs. Nikki Bella - Loser must Become Winner's Personal Assistant for 30 Days

  • Winner (2 pts): Nikki Bella
  • Method of victory (2 pts): Pin
  • Does JJ Bella Garcia get involved in the match? (2 pts): Who? Fuck no.

United States Champion Sheamus vs. The Miz - United States Championship Match

  • Winner (2 pts): The Miz
  • Method of victory (2 pts): Submission
  • Does Damien Mizdow get involved in the match? (2 pts): Yes

Divas Champion AJ Lee vs. Paige - Divas Championship Match

  • Winner (2 pts): Paige
  • Method of victory (2 pts): Submission
  • Does Alicia Fox get involved in the match? (2 pts): No

Big Show vs. Rusev

  • Winner (2 pts): Rusev
  • Method of victory (2 pts): Submission
  • Does Mark Henry get involved in the match? (2 pts): No

John Cena vs. Randy Orton - Hell in a Cell Match Where the Winner Will Get A WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match Against Brock Lesnar

  • Winner (2 pts): Randy Orton
  • Method of victory (2 pts): Pin

Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins - Hell in a Cell Match

  • Winner (2 pts): Dean Ambrose
  • Method of victory (2 pts): Pin

Bonus Question: What match main events Hell in a Cell? (4 pts): Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins

#6 Posted by SquirrelGOD (517 posts) -

There is no magic cure to people being assholes on the internet. Want to help? Don't be a dick. That's how you can do your part. As for this harassment stuff? It's not going away, unfortunately, until certain aspects of internet anonymity are changed.

#7 Edited by SquirrelGOD (517 posts) -

Divas Champion Paige vs. Nikki Bella vs. AJ Lee - Triple Threat Match for the Divas Championship

Winner (2 pts): AJ Lee

Method of victory (2 pts):Pinfall

Person who takes the fall (2 pts): Nikki

Does Brie Bella interfere in the match? (2 pts): Yup

United States Champion Sheamus vs. Cesaro - United States Championship Match

Winner (2 pts): Cesaro

Method of victory (2 pts): Pinfall

Mark Henry vs. Rusev

Winner (2 pts): Rusev

Method of victory (2 pts): Submission

Does Henry get a special USA entrance (video screen graphics don't count)? (2 pts): No

WWE Tag Team Champions The Usos vs. Gold and Stardust - Tag Team Match for the WWE Tag Team Championship

Winner (2 pts): Gold and Stardust

Method of victory (2 pts): Pinfall

Person who gets the fall (1 pt): Stardust

Person who takes the fall (1 pt): Jey Uso

Intercontinental Champion Dolph Ziggler vs. The Miz - Intercontinental Championship Match

Winner (2 pts): Dolph Ziggler!

Method of victory (2 pts): Pinfall

Does Damien Mizdow get involved in the match? (2 pts): Yes

Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton

Winner (2 pts): Randy Orton

Method of victory (2 pts): Pinfall

Does Orton punt Jericho's head off? (2 pts): Yes

Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins

Does Dean Ambrose return? (2 pts): Yes

WWE World Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena - WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match

Winner (2 pts): THE BEAST INCARNATE. THE "ONE" IN TWENTY-ON AND ONE. BRAWWWWWWK LESNAAAAARR!

Method of victory (2 pts): Ref ends the match saying that Cena cannot continue

Does Seth Rollins cash-in? (2 pts): Nope

Is a stipulation added? (2 pts): No

#8 Posted by SquirrelGOD (517 posts) -

Also the Mick Foley episode of the Monday Night Wars is quite good, even if it is a lot of stories that were already told.

I'm watching Monday Night Wars as they come out with my roommate who hasn't watched any sort of wrestling since about 2002. It's been a lot of fun seeing his reaction to shit. The best moment was him seeming genuinely upset that WCW spoiled the results of Foley's world title match. It's been great getting his thoughts on how cutthroat things got.

#9 Edited by SquirrelGOD (517 posts) -

Eternal bucket bonking.

@meatball said:

That man is glorious.

#10 Posted by SquirrelGOD (517 posts) -

Dan and Jeff should ER an anime wrestling game.

...Such a thing exists?