Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special?

My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in.

Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light-switch away.

Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock

f you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
and.... the best for last!

Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts tighten