I'm a wizard... comic (also LTTP)

Hey, if some dude is posting his wizard shirt I'll post my dumb wizard comic.  
Available in a large, readable version here:   http://bit.ly/hrgeHk

EDIT: V2 (probably far more understandable)!!:

My brother called the thing in the first panel a 'badly drawn map' but it's actually a dragon. Just so you know.  

Vanity Smurf, bitches

It probably isn't worth your while reading this. It sure was worth mine writing it, if only to see that little bar go up. This is getting pathetic.