I'm a wizard... comic (also LTTP)

Hey, if some dude is posting his wizard shirt I'll post my dumb wizard comic.  
Available in a large, readable version here:   http://bit.ly/hrgeHk

EDIT: V2 (probably far more understandable)!!:

My brother called the thing in the first panel a 'badly drawn map' but it's actually a dragon. Just so you know.