Ok, so here is my beef with Twilight. I do not have a vagina. If I had a vagina, (and I secretly hope I do one day), then I would have achieved perhaps both a mental and physical orgasm. Mental in the sense that I would fall in love with Taylor Lautner's character when he takes his shirt off to wipe of a drop of blood, and physical when Taylor Lautner takes off his shirt. Essentially the movie can be synthesized to one 3 second clip. New Moon is all about the shirt-coming-off scene end of story! Now if I had a vagina, I would have care more deeply about the story. In fact, I probably would have at least known that there WAS a story to be told during those terrible two hours in the theatre. What I'm trying to say is that I feel that I feel that I am missing out on the Twilight experience all because I lack ovaries and the central governing core that is known as the vagina. We live in a sexist world folks. Men are just not well equipped for a film like this, nor do we have the needed estrogen levels to play Twilight themed board games. Just a thought.  
   

Nope this is not what you thought it would be. Originally I was going to record and upload whatever crazy story that I could come up with and attach it to this blog. it wasn't even going to be 5 minutes long. In fact, it was going to be around two or three minutes just singing along side to Madonna's "What it feels like for a girl." So it wasn't even going to be a rap/hip-hop freestyle in the traditional sense. Instead I'll just bombard you with free form thought. Think of it as a 5 minute writing exercise that one does to relax their mind. In my case, however, I have but only one small issue. That is, the fact that there currently is no male equivalent to Lady Gaga. Well, Adam Lambert is kind of close but let's face it, he's a bit of a bitch. And I say that as a heartfelt compliment. Anyways, this issue has been bothering me ever since I first listened to Gaga's "Pokerface" while in the shitter. I don't normally say "Shitter." I only say it when I appropriately pronounced it with an English accent. Back on topic. So because there is currently no male equivalent to Lady Gaga, I feel a bit lost. There is nobody to fill that void. Nobody to present the male perspective on crucial social matters such as when one, "[Bluffs] with their muffin" (Pokerface, Lady Gaga). How can a man "Bluff" if he has not a "Muffin" to bluff with?  
 
Thus concludes the 5 minute written freestyle!  
 
Note: Yes I can whip out some improvisational freestyle lyrics off the top of my dome. I won't shit out any gold records soon but at least they always turn out somewhat funny. 
 
Further Note: I feel that a flamboyant hispanic male named, "Lado Gago" should be Lady Gaga's male equivalent.
 
~Steve

It was an awesome day. Going to Toys R Us with friends is always entertaining, especially if the the guy working the Game kiosk section is a complete douche. He bragged about how he gets yearly invitations to E3. Not to mention, he convinced daniel to not get Assassin's Creed 2 by saying, "That game is garbage." If you listen carefully he says this at around 3:17.  Also my friend Alex wins a Betty Boop plushy from a claw machine.  
  
  

 
 
So we made our QOTW video last monday. Had to do it earlier than usual since midterms are kicking in pretty soon. We ended up with two versions. One is just an improvised dialogue between Daniel and I, the other is our main video.  I'm only posting our test video since we felt that it would have been somewhat of a waste if we didn't get to show it to you guys somehow. 
 
Note: This is not our submission for this weeks QOTW. It's just a little bonus that popped up while editing. The real submitted video is up there on my channel, but if you guys don't want to spoil it before Sunday, then just stay on this page.    
  

Guys, and Gals I need your help. What are the horizontal escalators called? You know the ones you see in the airport. 

Alright so i made a video for this weeks QOTW (Sandwich Fatality). I sent it in after the due date, like on Friday or something. So just incase you miss it. Here it is in all its glory. There are two versions. Same video just mashed with different music. 

Hey guys! So tonight i'm going to see Dane Cook. Yes, I ACTUALLY enjoy his comedy. When something becomes popular, why do people start to hate it? 

I made a really stupid facebook page devoted to the legendary Lady Gaga. The goal is to get 200,000 members to join the group on facebook. In two days, I managed to get around 50 members. 

Alright, so I come home from class and I guess I didn't make enough noise for him to notice that someone was coming inside. I open the door and I immediately notice the quick indications of guilt on his face and the signature "Quick Close of the Window Routine." He tried to pull up his pants but by the time all this happened I felt too awkward to get my notebook and just left and wrote this blog instead. I'll go back for it later once I'm done with this. So there ya have it. I didn't see anything to gross, thank god, but there were clear signs that he was draining the snake, beatin' the meat, pumping the gas, breading the butter, and Jerking the chain. There's a lot more but frankly I'm done talking about this. Later guys, and remember to think like macgyver the next time you spank your hand banana.

I accidently spilled water on my friends Macbook last night. I did the whole, remove battery and remove charge cable. I thought that maybe it would work if it dried for a week or so, but when she came back she tried to turn it on. Nooooo! the logic board is screwed up :(