Scumbag Major Nelson, a screenplay:
Angry Joe: "So it's actually easy to simply turn off the 24 hour online check-in-"
Major Nelson: *snatches microphone* "Oh, it's very easy? How do you know we can 'simply turn it off', are you on the developer team for the Xbox One"?
Joe: "Well, no-"
Nelson: "Yeah, that's what I thought"
-A Short Time Later-
Microsoft: *simply turns off the online check-in for the Xbox One*
...Based on a true story...