Synthballs's forum posts

#1 Edited by Synthballs (2222 posts) -

Motorstorm. I just don't think they're very good...

#2 Posted by Synthballs (2222 posts) -

I get to punch any game developer once, or a they give me a free pony to keep and not punch. I can't have both, now.

Oh, Awesome. Come here Cliff Bleszinski.

#3 Posted by Synthballs (2222 posts) -

They'll run the version of Colonial Marines we all thought we were getting.

#4 Posted by Synthballs (2222 posts) -

@Flappy said:

Bring back Matt Kessler and Brad Nicholson! They're the only ones capable of saving us from this nonsense.

I actually enjoyed when they were writing for the staff. Yeah, some of it was crap, but it was something to read. We used to go days without seeing a single article.

#5 Posted by Synthballs (2222 posts) -

Recieved FTL! Thank you SO MUCH!

#6 Posted by Synthballs (2222 posts) -

@GunslingerPanda said:

@FengShuiGod: Parts (but not all) of what you describe remind me of End of Evangelion? That movie kinda sucked though.

That movie was excellent. Especially if you compare it to the piece of shit original ending to the Series.

#7 Posted by Synthballs (2222 posts) -

@jakob187 said:

I'm kind of shocked that this isn't filled with about a million responses of "Patrick Klepek" from all the haters in the comment sections of GB news stories. All those guys must be slacking pretty hard.

Wait. Wait. I'm here now.


#8 Posted by Synthballs (2222 posts) -

@StarvingGamer said:

Wait, so half the women writing here were complaining about the breasts look like implants... so does that mean it would have been ok if they were more naturalistic looking ones...?

No, cause it would turn into "Oh, so women can't look good now? NOT EVERY WOMAN HAS BAD BREASTS RAH RAH"

#9 Posted by Synthballs (2222 posts) -
The bust lacks also a face or any other feature that makes this bust look human, which could be interpreted as Deep Silver saying "Look this isn't a human, it's a woman, look how her breasts are positioned for your enjoyment, isn't that cool?"

If that's the way you're going to interpret this, there is something very, very wrong with you.

#10 Posted by Synthballs (2222 posts) -

@BlastProcessing said:

inb4 Patrick makes a follow-up article and singles out another member of the community.

Really? What happened?