List items
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1. Sword
The go to weapon of medieval times and main characters of rpgs
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2. Car
U gotta have a hot set of wheels to attract the ladies.
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3. Spaceship
space? flying through? C'mon.
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4. Water
Must have for living.
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5. Laser
pewpew
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6. Armor
With this suit of armor, I'll be invincible!
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7. Crate
Break them open and there's always something good inside. ALWAYS.
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8. Door
If you don't have one of these in your house, you can never get inside.
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9. Potion
replenish HPs instantly? who wouldn't want these?
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10. Tire
It's gotta be Bridgestone.
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11. Mech
I'd totally wear my suit of armor in this armor
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12. Fireball
I'd want this to come out of my hands.
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13. Magic Staff
How would I cast my fireball without one of these?
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14. Gold
Filthy stinking rich.
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15. Sports Car
This is used for cruisin with the ladies. oooooh yeah~
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16. Blood
Another one of those, "you need this to live" kind of things.
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17. Hamburger
Wimpy = one of my mentors
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18. Scoreboard
You need this so you can see when you outscore your buddies... you know for the braggings
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19. Pants
I sure hope you'd want a pair of these.
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20. Fingerless Gloves
A pair of these will greatly increase the intimidation factor in any arcade scene. Definately. They're SO bad.. badass that is.
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21. Headband
This combined with Fingerless Gloves? Oh man, I pity all you face in that arcade. They'd be so intimidated, it might traumatize them for life.
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22. Meat
The preferred food of manly men.
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23. Statue
Show me a man who does not want a statue of themselves to be displayed in public, and I will show you a coward.
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24. Ski Mask
Planning on some kind of robbery sometime soon? Grab yourself one of these.
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25. Beard
Beard > Mustache
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26. Sunglasses
Wear at night for extra coolness.
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28. Milk
IT DOES A BODY GOOD.
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29. Beer
Self-Explanatory
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30. Night Vision Goggles
Required for OWNING THE NIGHT.
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31. Refrigerator
keep your meat spoil-free with one of these babies.
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32. Panties
Awww yeah...
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33. Melon
I love melons of all kinds... if you know what I mean, heh heh heh.
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34. Dragon Balls
Wish for immortality, wealth, or women. All three are good.
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35. Arrow Sign
how else we gonna know where the pizza is?
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36. Harpoon
Argh! Now I can catch that blasted white whale.
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37. Bling
bling bling y'all
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38. Claw
ching!
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