The go to weapon of medieval times and main characters of rpgs
U gotta have a hot set of wheels to attract the ladies.
space? flying through? C'mon.
Must have for living.
With this suit of armor, I'll be invincible!
Break them open and there's always something good inside. ALWAYS.
If you don't have one of these in your house, you can never get inside.
replenish HPs instantly? who wouldn't want these?
It's gotta be Bridgestone.
I'd totally wear my suit of armor in this armor
I'd want this to come out of my hands.
How would I cast my fireball without one of these?
Filthy stinking rich.
This is used for cruisin with the ladies. oooooh yeah~
Another one of those, "you need this to live" kind of things.
Wimpy = one of my mentors
You need this so you can see when you outscore your buddies... you know for the braggings
I sure hope you'd want a pair of these.
A pair of these will greatly increase the intimidation factor in any arcade scene. Definately. They're SO bad.. badass that is.
This combined with Fingerless Gloves? Oh man, I pity all you face in that arcade. They'd be so intimidated, it might traumatize them for life.
The preferred food of manly men.
Show me a man who does not want a statue of themselves to be displayed in public, and I will show you a coward.
Planning on some kind of robbery sometime soon? Grab yourself one of these.
Beard > Mustache
Wear at night for extra coolness.
IT DOES A BODY GOOD.
Required for OWNING THE NIGHT.
keep your meat spoil-free with one of these babies.
I love melons of all kinds... if you know what I mean, heh heh heh.
Wish for immortality, wealth, or women. All three are good.
how else we gonna know where the pizza is?
Argh! Now I can catch that blasted white whale.
bling bling y'all
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