There was no need for this thread to be bumped.

Why is a 3 year old thread suddenly on the front page?

If you're still around, know that three years later I got a good laugh out of this.

That video doesn't really show English people in the best light. It does reinforce the stereotype that people from England are arrogant and condescending though - thankfully I know that Clarkson while a funny guy, seems to have some strange dislike for America and isn't representative of the entire country.

I don't know why, but "edit: I'm back in Japan" is extremely funny to me. I keep picturing you getting lost somewhere in California, stopping, looking around, seeing that everything's written in Japanese, and saying "Ah... fuck".

I should probably have my morning coffee before going on the internet.

Every time I hear of someone going to the US for the first time I feel the need to show them this. Personally I've only been to New York and I've usually found that big cities don't really tell you much about the country itself and its people. In a way all big cities around the world are the same sort of multicultural beehive.

Holy revived thread, Batman!

Your better off back in Japan.

@tacoboy: I'm coming to Japan next year. Can I come to your house and play Master System?

so glad to have my japanese internet connection back,wifi sucked ass in america,well in the hotels and the starbucks anyways.

" New York has good shit. Just not where I live. (Do not set foot on Staten Island) (There are orange women here) "

" The thing with America is that there's so much shit to do that there's really no standard procedure of tourist travels like "visit the Eiffel Tower" or something. "

New York has good shit. Just not where I live. (Do not set foot on Staten Island) (There are orange women here)

Go to the zoo, SD zoo is one of the best.

"Turn around, get back on the plane and go back to Okinawa so you don't have to worry about Americans bothering you. Oh wait. "

Turn around, get back on the plane and go back to Okinawa so you don't have to worry about Americans bothering you. Oh wait.

dudes i have awsome news! im in san francisco,only for about a week,i had one goal and today that goal was accomplished,i went to the whiskey meia HQ and saw the bombsquad.  
i wish i could have stayed longer but they were just about to record the bombcast so i got  a quick tour,said hi to everybody,gave them my snackpack from okinawa japan and bed farewell,i asked if i could get a cross interview and be in the mailbag video but they said they were too busy(completely understandable),first time in america and i have met some of the coolest people in the world,but in the heat of the moment i forgot to film it all...goddamit,i guess ill have to ask if i could get another quicktour and this time film it,whitch is near imposible becouse they said they were busy all week but i just have to ask,well wish me luck. 

" Great, now go bowling with your cousin. "

At night remember to tie your food up in a bag and haul it up into the treetops.

" so i was stupid enough to buy 4 game new at gamestop and they were all opend....i thought this was an american thing but no,it was a gamestop thing,how can you call a game new if you have taken the plastic off and broke the seal,remove the game and manual? in japan we have display cases and the bring the real game case from the back when you buy it...fuck you gamestop and your "POWER TO THE PLAYER" BS, ill shop at bestbuy from now on. "

" Enjoy breathing the sweet air of freedom. Make sure to drink some fresh water of justice before you leave. "

" You should go to the Midwest. Specifically Minnesota.   That's where all the action is at! "

Go ahead and get yourself some hookers and cocaine and then kill one of them and try to bury it

Become a fugitive, then never come back.  How you become a fugitive is up to you.

Wait.... 
 
  

" @AgentJ: I was in seattle recently and I saw the mariners get destroyed by the yankees. "

"Pick up a American red neck hooker, treat her to a chicken dinner at KFC.  Then get a BJ behind Walmart for whatever change you have left after your spent 10.  Walk her back to the corner and then call a American Taxi cab to drive you back to your place.    Ask the cabby, "Where Can I get some action?"  I promise you will profit.  "

 hot dogs sound nice but not to into sports,well does distruction dirby or e-sports count? or that robot combat stuff? so to @sodiumCyclops this trip was kinda a sudden thing(family emergency,sisters getting a divorce so hiring a lawyer and 

emotional support and whatnot) so its not quiet a vacation. 
so i will be in san fransico for a week and that should be fun.

" so i should update here i guess but ive been filming a bunch of crap with my iphone since around the airport back in okinawa and plan to post that when i get back to japan. and i should state that i just think oceanside is lame but downtown diego is probably cool and shit so sorry bout that. "

you can be like most normal americans, eat food, watch tv, or play games all day.

You traveled all the way to America and didn't look up things to do before you went?

" Enjoy breathing the sweet air of freedom. Make sure to drink some fresh water of justice before you leave. "

Buy a gun.   Thats all America is good for nowadays....

Get out of California and come to Seattle! No, but you should try to get to a baseball game if you can.

Try our fine cuisine.
 

Go to Mexico and buy badass fireworks.

Buy uncensored porn,

so i should update here i guess but ive been filming a bunch of crap with my iphone since around the airport back in okinawa and plan to post that when i get back to japan. 
and i should state that i just think oceanside is lame but downtown diego is probably cool and shit so sorry bout that.

Burgers with the works, and Fries.
 
To me that is America.