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Hypothetical ghosts: Regardless of what I say, please do not murder me.

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    Hypothetical ghosts: Regardless of what I say, please do not murder me.
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    Did that asshole flash his lights at me because I wasn't driving fast enough? Drink a dick, dude.
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    I saw a turkey wandering through an interchange today. I kinda wish it was a chicken.
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    The president doesn't have to hold his own umbrella. He's the President.
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    Anyway good night stupids!
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    Listen, if your name is "Per Degaton", you have literally no choice but to become a super villain. And it's okay.
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    And then a National Lampoon's Vacation reference? I am spoiled,
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    HOLY SHIT was that the Monarch in this cartoon for children? Deep fucking cut.
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    Have we talked about how great Batman Brave and the Bold is? Yeah, yeah, we've been over this.
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    Also good job stupid for breaking radio silence for a goddamn Green Lamtern joke. Let's just talk about my uvula, shall we?
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    So yeah...everything is great. I got to call my mom tomorrow. (moms)
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    Hey @wonkette! I accidentally gave to Public Radio today, so I matched my monthly bid to you as well! Give Doktor Zoom money!
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    It's been a dozen goddamn years since I've shared Something Positive comics. What was keeping me? @choochoobear http://t.co/6KNF0SJUTL
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    Hey! Now that's done too! Now I feel like taking several naps! (I suddenly love naps)
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    Life is exciting and wonderful and it's perfectly normal to constantly feel terrified!
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    Something with promise happened in my life so I guess I have no choice but to panic!
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    The dickhead cop who just abused his "go now" button at this light because he was sick of waiting can fuck right the hell off.
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    Fuck you! Fuck being put in your shitty boxes! Maybe I'll act like you want me to when you fucking pay me! (I already play by the rules)
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    Maybe find a fire, and live it in! Maybe stop having weird objections to completely innocuous things! Maybe Maybe!
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    How about having a fucking disagreement with the way I do things the first goddamn time I tell you what's up!?

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