TeflonBilly's forum posts

#1 Posted by TeflonBilly (4713 posts) -

@CaptStickybeard said:

Regardless of our opinions, I think we can all agree that this Kotaku article has enough nerd-baiting and angry clicks to earn Patrick a promotion.

Bravo.

Nah, if he's serious about THE CAUSE, he will resign and give his position to a FEMALE games journalist. Otherwise he's just another RICH WHITE STRAIGHT PRIVELIEGED MALE!

I need some more buzzwords... HASHTAG! RAPE CULTURE! TEAM BREEZY!

#3 Posted by TeflonBilly (4713 posts) -

The only correct thing to do is to fire Patrick and hire a female news reporter instead.

EQUALITY!

#4 Posted by TeflonBilly (4713 posts) -

@MikkaQ said:

@TeflonBilly said:

YES, I WILL FEEL BAD BECAUSE I HAVE A PENIS! THANK YOU FOR THE GUILT!

My complexion seems a little pale today, better go feel bad about that too.

I'm not white so you need to feel extra bad to make up for me. We have a quota to uphold!

#5 Posted by TeflonBilly (4713 posts) -

@patrickklepek: What exactly made Faith such a memorable character? Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed Mirror's Edge, but characters and plot was not that games strong suit. Seriously man, thanks a lot for being a condescending douche in that caption.

#6 Posted by TeflonBilly (4713 posts) -

Someone pointed out something interesting to me today.

Where there's a shield, there's a sword

#7 Posted by TeflonBilly (4713 posts) -

YES, I WILL FEEL BAD BECAUSE I HAVE A PENIS! THANK YOU FOR THE GUILT!

#8 Edited by TeflonBilly (4713 posts) -

@TurboMan: Still not sure if I marked out more for that or the Alpamere Waterslide

#9 Posted by TeflonBilly (4713 posts) -

Looks like Charlie Sheen didn't take all the crazy with him when he left.

#10 Posted by TeflonBilly (4713 posts) -

I hate Heavy Rain. It was such an enourmous waste of potential. The shitty voice acting, the shitty writing, the enourmous plotholes. Just UGH! Much like Fahrenheit I thought it started out real good, hell I even felt like I was connecting with Shaun after our time together on the playground and thought this game might strike up an emotional connection. However, the more the game progressed, the more I hated everything about it. At least Fahrenheit had a definitive jumping the shark moment. Heavy Rain was just a slow downward spiral.