Things I never saw in Mass Effect
Of course this is to do with Mass Effect 'one', I have completed Mass Effect 2 twice so I know what I'm talking about.
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1. Quarian
A male Quarian.
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2. Vorcha
A butt ugly reptile-mammal cross called a Vorcha.
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3. Ammo
Thermal clips, they always run low when you're about to fight a boss...
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4. Krogan
A female Krogan... Or a young (child) Krogan for that matter.
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5. Salarian
A female Salarian.
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6. Asari
A male Asari, impossible of course but... Meh.
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7. Heavy Weapon
Closest I got to a heavy weapon was the Spectre master gear and even then it wasn't a 'nade or rocket launcher.
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8. The Collectors
Those giant ants on Mars got nothing on the Collectors.
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9. Mech
LOKI, FENRIS, YMIR should have been in the first game, a heavy mech would've made a good boss.
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10. Drell
Another reptile-mammal cross, unlike the Vorcha these guys look good.
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11. SSV Normandy
Never really saw it do some proper combat (excluding the battle of the Citadel, even then it only fired a single disruptor missile).
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12. Geth
A friendly Geth, a Geth Hunter or a Destroyer using a flame thrower.
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13. Harbinger
Never saw this guy, but I can say with confidence Harbinger is so much more bad-ass than Sovereign.
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14. Human-Reaper
...
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15. Batarian
A friendly Batarian, or a Batarian squad member.
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16. Gunship
Simply put they don't appear at all as an enemy, or as a background/cutscene object.
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17. Grunt
Never saw this guy.
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18. Mordin Solus
or this guy.
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19. Thane Krios
... never saw him.
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20. Legion
"What is your name?" asked Jesus.
"Legion," replied the man, "for we are many".
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21. Jacob Taylor
Shotgun!
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22. Mass Effect 3
Never saw this, whatever it is...
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23. Mass Effect 2
... might as well have a sequel to the first game, or a prequel of the third game.
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24. Boo
*sigh*... the useless, squeaking space hamster that I bought for 9000 credits, but still it wasn't in the first game.
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25. Hacking
Unless you count pressing 'A,A,A,A,A,A,B' as hacking...
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26. Collector Particle Beam
A pretty destructive weapon, shame the collectors never made an appearance in the first game.
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27. Husk
Scions, Abominations, Praetorians...
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28. Master Chief
Never saw the Master Chef... Chief.
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29. Isaac Clarke
Some dude that fought some Necrophile dudes.
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30. Starkiller
Some dude that didn't fight Necrophiles.
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31. Necromorph
Just found out they're Necromorphs, not Necrophiles... Same thing right?
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32. Han Solo
Sure, I may be going through every Sci-Fi movie and game character, but at least this list isn't a 96-quest-whoring-list... Right?
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33. Cortana
She might as well be E.D.I.
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34. EDI
She might as well be Cortana.
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35. Jet Pack
One day the omnipotent, omnipresent and omni-benevolent Demi-God's at BioWare will let us use jet packs.
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36. Functional Toilets
As the great Spirit of Jazz said, 'there ain't no exit back here, it's just a toilet!'.
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37. Viktor Reznov
Definitely not in one or two, but he may make a surprise cameo in ME3, depending on whether or not Treyarch somehow manage to buy out BioWare.
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38. Heavy
I wonder how close the Heavy would come to dying if he fought Shepard one on one...
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39. Cake
After fighting off waves and waves of various Combine enemies, going into a destroyed science facility and reactivating something called GLaDOS, Shepard thought he deserved some cake. But the Cake, or TEH CAKE, was destroyed by a Reaper before it could make an appearance in-game.
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40. Chuck Norris
If he could chin-fist punch his way into the virtual Mass Effect universe, he would... it's a shame he's busy killing dinosaurs... I mean bad guys.
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41. John Marston
He's watching you...
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42. Grayson Hunt
Two reasons why he didn't make it in the game:
One. He swore far too much for a 12 game.
Two. He didn't exist.
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